LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

Joe240 · 05-22-2018, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Teufel_Hunden

wtf kind of cereal is this?

It's a new type of oatmeal

chetrickerman · 05-22-2018, 08:54 AM

chetrickerman · 05-22-2018, 11:44 AM

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Teufel_Hunden · 05-22-2018, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by YankeeM4

since we're getting religious

SakhirM4 · 05-22-2018, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teufel_Hunden

since we're getting religious

You mean, "since we are getting sacrilegious"

Teufel_Hunden · 05-22-2018, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SakhirM4

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teufel_Hunden

since we're getting religious

You mean, "since we are getting sacrilegious"

I'm certainly no atheist, but feel even religion can be made fun of.

Alfisti · 05-22-2018, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SakhirM4

You mean, "since we are getting sacrilegious"

Expecting a sea of frogs and locusts any minute.

Maynard · 05-22-2018, 01:41 PM

So a priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a car dealership.....

Joekerr · 05-22-2018, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Maynard

So a priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a car dealership.....

Bada bing, bada BOOM?

stooker · 05-22-2018, 04:35 PM

chetrickerman · 05-22-2018, 04:45 PM

SakhirM4 · 05-22-2018, 05:15 PM

The Holy Centipede

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"

But again,there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time. This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Church with me and learn about God?"

This time,
a little voice came
out of the box,

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my shoes on!"

UncleWede · 05-22-2018, 05:19 PM

^LOL

noted

Matt@EuroJerks · 05-23-2018, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SakhirM4

The Holy Centipede

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.

So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"

But again,there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time. This time he put his face up against the centipede's house and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Church with me and learn about God?"

This time,
a little voice came
out of the box,

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my shoes on!"

That's a good one!

Ickdeep · 05-23-2018, 09:52 AM

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stooker · 05-23-2018, 12:32 PM

stooker · 05-23-2018, 02:15 PM

are0lies · 05-23-2018, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by stooker

Same guy who puts M3 badges on a 320i.

///M Power-Belgium · 05-23-2018, 04:21 PM

///M Power-Belgium · 05-23-2018, 04:22 PM

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05-22-2018, 01:41 PM	#18422
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