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      03-23-2017, 11:13 PM   #49193
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Tell them you want a prostate ultrasound next, stick a baseball bat up your ass for that.
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      03-23-2017, 11:21 PM   #49194
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scheduled for a cystoscopy next week...where they basically stick a tube up your pee-pee without sedation to check prostate...
Why don't you just let the Dr go in from behind?

lol cause they need to check my bladder primarily

they found microscopic blood in urine so gotta make sure I'm not all sorts of fucked up with cancer and shit

not looking forward to it
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      03-23-2017, 11:26 PM   #49195
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lol cause they need to check my bladder primarily

they found microscopic blood in urine so gotta make sure I'm not all sorts of fucked up with cancer and shit

not looking forward to it
Hope all goes well.
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      03-24-2017, 06:30 AM   #49196
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lol cause they need to check my bladder primarily

they found microscopic blood in urine so gotta make sure I'm not all sorts of fucked up with cancer and shit

not looking forward to it
Keep us updated. Peepee hole is meant to be a one way only traffic lane. Good luck bud.
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      03-24-2017, 08:00 AM   #49197
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scheduled for a cystoscopy next week...where they basically stick a tube up your pee-pee without sedation to check prostate...
good luck
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      03-24-2017, 08:08 AM   #49198
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lol cause they need to check my bladder primarily

they found microscopic blood in urine so gotta make sure I'm not all sorts of fucked up with cancer and shit

not looking forward to it
Fark - I'm shivering just thinking about it. Let us know how it goes. I was only trying to be melodramatic with my original call of IGA or bladder cancer, I really didn't think it would be the case. Honestly thought it might be a sports injury or something.

Hopefully all is well!

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      03-24-2017, 08:13 AM   #49199
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scheduled for a cystoscopy next week...where they basically stick a tube up your pee-pee without sedation to check prostate...
Why don't you just let the Dr go in from behind?

lol cause they need to check my bladder primarily

they found microscopic blood in urine so gotta make sure I'm not all sorts of fucked up with cancer and shit

not looking forward to it
You're health insurance must be better than mine. When they find trace blood in my urine they don't do anything. LoL

Did you get a CT of the kidney area?
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      03-24-2017, 08:19 AM   #49200
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If I ever get cancer, someone just pull the plug.
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      03-24-2017, 08:23 AM   #49201
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      03-24-2017, 08:30 AM   #49202
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Fryday indeed. Which means fried calamari and beer at Rock River after a haircut later.
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If I ever get cancer, someone just pull the plug.
We plan to shortly
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      03-24-2017, 08:57 AM   #49204
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Doctor said I still have at least 20 years to live due to the syphilis.
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      03-24-2017, 08:58 AM   #49205
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I have a catapult and 870 that says otherwise. Don't forget the goat atrocities
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      03-24-2017, 09:02 AM   #49206
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The goats consented, there is nothing to prove otherwise.
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      03-24-2017, 09:04 AM   #49207
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The video clearly shows you plying the goat with booze and shaving your genitals
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Please review post above yours. It was all consented, the goat was of legal age, and there is nothing left here to investigate. Kindly go harass someone else.
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Well thought out, who hacked your account
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      03-24-2017, 09:26 AM   #49210
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      03-24-2017, 09:28 AM   #49211
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Oh the hot chick
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      03-24-2017, 09:29 AM   #49212
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      03-24-2017, 09:33 AM   #49213
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      03-24-2017, 09:35 AM   #49214
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Am not. I'm a real girl. Look at my avatar. Proof is in the pudding.
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