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      05-26-2016, 12:55 PM   #485
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I can make it easier... I am busy now, but I will make a new thread:

"Whiny little butthurt bitches who can't take a joke complaints thread."

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      05-26-2016, 01:02 PM   #486
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EDIT: Wait, you think my post was serious? I guess you guys can't take a joke either?

I keep myself around to laugh at my own jokes.
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      05-26-2016, 01:06 PM   #487
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EDIT: Wait, you think my post was serious? I guess you guys can't take a joke either?

I keep myself around to laugh at my own jokes.
Nice... I like it! Now I don't have to go edit my previous post and add a
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EDIT: Wait, you think my post was serious? I guess you guys can't take a joke either?

I keep myself around to laugh at my own jokes.
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      05-26-2016, 02:21 PM   #489
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Nice... I like it! Now I don't have to go edit my previous post and add a
Ahh man..I was waiting for that thread.
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      05-26-2016, 04:47 PM   #490
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Can you give me a pro tip on how to post threads that offer pro tips that make me look like an arrogant jerk that only wants to get his ego stroked?

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      05-26-2016, 04:57 PM   #491
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EDIT: Wait, you think my post was serious? I guess you guys can't take a joke either?

I keep myself around to laugh at my own jokes.
Just add "jk" and after every sentence. That's what keeps me safe at night. Most of my awesome (aka idiot) jokes fall on deaf ears.

Mind you, there was no way of telling that your post was a joke and you came off as someone that was jelly of OP. JK! JK! <--- See what I did there? We're still internet friends even though I called you a hater right to your face!

Finally, when I first read your post, before everyone got their panties bunched up, I laughed because I thought you were serious. I'm pretty sure I even said "Damnnn" and then audibly laughed.

Ps- I wrote "audibly laughed" because nobody believes "LOL" anymore. Seriously, stupid internet invents LOL and then ruins it. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. jk jk
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Bunch of cunts in this thread, clearly. JK! JK!
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      05-26-2016, 05:19 PM   #494
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      05-26-2016, 07:38 PM   #495
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Excuse me, but you forgot "jk", sir.
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      05-26-2016, 07:47 PM   #496
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Excuse me, but you forgot "jk", sir.
It's against his personal code to use quotes, emojis or jk's.
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Excuse me, but you forgot "jk", sir.
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It's against his personal code to use quotes, emojis or jk's.
These don't exist in alien language.
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I like this nholmes guy... This forum needs more people who throw out trolls every once in a while to spice things up.

It rarely happens so when bimmette bites, I sometimes feel bad. :hugs:
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I like this nholmes guy... This forum needs more people who throw out trolls every once in a while to spice things up.

It rarely happens so when bimmette bites, I sometimes feel bad. :hugs:
You should. I was mad at you, although I couldn't remember why
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I like this nholmes guy... This forum needs more people who throw out trolls every once in a while to spice things up.

It rarely happens so when bimmette bites, I sometimes feel bad. :hugs:
I got bored arguing about rod bearings, thought I would chum the water.
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      05-27-2016, 05:52 AM   #502
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I got bored arguing about rod bearings, thought I would chum the water.
Rod bearing? Did someone say rod bearings? Put the keyboard down and step away from the computer.
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I got bored arguing about rod bearings, thought I would chum the water.
Rod bearing? Did someone say rod bearings? Put the keyboard down and step away from the computer.
No worries. That is just his favorite porn star.
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No worries. That is just his favorite porn star.
Crap.
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