iM SO DRUNK

///Matt · 11-25-2007, 12:39 AM

lol.... so 13 12oz beers?

that's 156 oz. 128 oz in a gallon, so that's where he's got 1.21 (could round to 1.22) liters....

Yeah, med-school over here has you beat, Schneid.

You may have cracked open 13 beers, but you didn't drink em all in THAT time period. Even after you broke the seal you didn't pee THAT much.

I've drank plenty in my time... I've got a fairly iron constitution and an extreme tolerance when it comes to alcohol, and I certainly wouldn't down 13 beers in under an hour. Even playing beer pong. lol.

I did, once, have more than 13 shots of hard liquor, mostly vodka. some were whiskey, some were other random shit. and some mixed drinks. this was over 3-4 hours.

I woke up the next morning with alcohol poisoning. I threw up ever 15 minutes for 11 hours.

Couldn't even smell alcohol without getting sick for over a year. And it hurt to swallow for 3 weeks from all the acids.

Sound like fun, kiddies?

toofasttooslow · 11-25-2007, 12:55 AM

I once drank 17 shots of some nasty ass Smirnoff 100 proof vodka when I was younger. It was during a drinking game of course (quarters). We played for about 3 hours and I consumed all of that plus a few beers to wash that nasty shit down with. I probably had alcohol poisioning; in-fact I'm sure I did. I was just to macho to seek help for it (plus my parents would have killed me at the time). How drunk was I? I was so drunk that I completely blacked out for about 5 hours. Then I woke up, went outside, puked several times all over my buddy's flowers and deck.Then went back to sleep for 5 more hours, went back out puked again, then cleaned it up with my hands without so much as a gag from me. I puked for days and was literally drunk for nearly 48 hours after I finished drinking. I still gag to this day whenever someone presents me with a drink that contains vodka in it.

So yeah, 13 in less than an hour and you lived to tell about it? Not likely.

NaTuReB0Y · 11-25-2007, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by gum5h03

A standard pitcher is 60 ounces ... 5 beers if your beers are 12oz. Has your friend done that 3 times in 45 minutes?

uuuuhhh........no...........yes, beers in can are 12 oz.

My friend used to run down to the bar during break time.....remember those long 2 hour college classes?

Within 10 minutes.......he ran like 300 yards to the bar.....ordered a pitcher....down it in 2-3 minutes....ran back to class.

He would burp.....and you could just hear the beer bubbling in his stomach from the running back to class.....

The good old days....

toofasttooslow · 11-25-2007, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

uuuuhhh........no...........yes, beers in can are 12 oz.

My friend used to run down to the bar during break time.....remember those long 2 hour college classes?

Within 10 minutes.......he ran like 300 yards to the bar.....ordered a pitcher....down it in 2-3 minutes....ran back to class.

He would burp.....and you could just hear the beer bubbling in his stomach from the running back to class.....

The good old days....

haha

How in the world I made it past those "good ol days" is still a mystery to me.

ADHD · 11-25-2007, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by gum5h03

A standard pitcher is 60 ounces ... 5 beers if your beers are 12oz. Has your friend done that 3 times in 45 minutes?

Ya actually my dad drinks about 4/5 pitchers an hour after every softball game at schooners!!! I only know this cause my buddy was a waiter there and was floored at how beer my paps can drink!!

shragon · 11-25-2007, 05:44 PM

mpimping · 11-25-2007, 05:53 PM

I drank that much in vodka and on another occasion jim bean but would not recommend it to anyone... If he is telling the truth then he is probably like 300 pounds...

Not something to brag about

MadDog · 11-25-2007, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by schneid4323

13 B Eers In 45 Mintues.

Win.

Your parents must be really proud of you.

DTMhunter · 11-25-2007, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by schneid4323

13 B Eers In 45 Mintues.

Win.

I call

OC Guy · 11-25-2007, 09:51 PM

Bragging about how much you drink on the internets is really cool. The majority of the time, it's an exaggeration.

schneid4323 · 11-25-2007, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ///Matt

lol.... so 13 12oz beers?

that's 156 oz. 128 oz in a gallon, so that's where he's got 1.21 (could round to 1.22) liters....

Yeah, med-school over here has you beat, Schneid.

You may have cracked open 13 beers, but you didn't drink em all in THAT time period. Even after you broke the seal you didn't pee THAT much.

I've drank plenty in my time... I've got a fairly iron constitution and an extreme tolerance when it comes to alcohol, and I certainly wouldn't down 13 beers in under an hour. Even playing beer pong. lol.

I did, once, have more than 13 shots of hard liquor, mostly vodka. some were whiskey, some were other random shit. and some mixed drinks. this was over 3-4 hours.

I woke up the next morning with alcohol poisoning. I threw up ever 15 minutes for 11 hours.

Couldn't even smell alcohol without getting sick for over a year. And it hurt to swallow for 3 weeks from all the acids.

Sound like fun, kiddies?

Dude it was at a resturaunt, they cracked open new beers for everyone, poured em in a big cup. My father and most of my family was there, majority of us being hammered. I deffinatly owned 13 michelob ultra's in 45 minutes.

toofasttooslow · 11-25-2007, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by schneid4323

Dude it was at a resturaunt, they cracked open new beers for everyone, poured em in a big cup. My father and most of my family was there, majority of us being hammered. I deffinatly owned 13 michelob ultra's in 45 minutes.

Michelob Ultra is a foul foul beer. I can't even drink three without projectile vomiting. I can't imagine why anyone would purposely drink that shite.

Aren't you under 21 ?

schneid4323 · 11-26-2007, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by gum5h03

Aren't you under 21 ?

Welcome to texas.

MadDog · 11-26-2007, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by schneid4323

Dude it was at a resturaunt, they cracked open new beers for everyone, poured em in a big cup. My father and most of my family was there, majority of us being hammered. I deffinatly owned 13 michelob ultra's in 45 minutes.

Really, let me know what restaurant, and I'll have them shut down for providing alcohol to minors.....

schneid4323 · 11-26-2007, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

Really, let me know what restaurant, and I'll have them shut down for providing alcohol to minors.....

its texas. Im legal to drink with a parent or gaurdian at the table.

ejazbmw · 11-26-2007, 04:32 PM

one time i drank 60 beers in 20mins I swear............

BMWdmk · 11-26-2007, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ejazbmw

one time i drank 60 beers in 20mins I swear............

let the man be drunk

don't kill his buzz

MadDog · 11-26-2007, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by schneid4323

its texas. Im legal to drink with a parent or gaurdian at the table.

Like I said before, your parents must be so proud of you.

schneid4323 · 11-26-2007, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

Like I said before, your parents must be so proud of you.

Um ok?

killjohnnyforan · 11-26-2007, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

Like I said before, your parents must be so proud of you.

duh, they handed him an M6

325 Baller · 11-26-2007, 08:14 PM

Guys chill out, ya hes an obnoxious brat sometimes but he is obviously a very confused child and us bashing him wont help his problem just make it worse

TurboFan · 11-26-2007, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 325 Baller

Guys chill out, ya hes an obnoxious brat sometimes but he is obviously a very confused child and us bashing him wont help his problem just make it worse

11-25-2007, 12:39 AM	#23
///Matt United States Marine 319 Rep 2,748 Posts Drives: 2007 Dodge Ram 1500 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (8) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	lol.... so 13 12oz beers? that's 156 oz. 128 oz in a gallon, so that's where he's got 1.21 (could round to 1.22) liters.... Yeah, med-school over here has you beat, Schneid. You may have cracked open 13 beers, but you didn't drink em all in THAT time period. Even after you broke the seal you didn't pee THAT much. I've drank plenty in my time... I've got a fairly iron constitution and an extreme tolerance when it comes to alcohol, and I certainly wouldn't down 13 beers in under an hour. Even playing beer pong. lol. I did, once, have more than 13 shots of hard liquor, mostly vodka. some were whiskey, some were other random shit. and some mixed drinks. this was over 3-4 hours. I woke up the next morning with alcohol poisoning. I threw up ever 15 minutes for 11 hours. Couldn't even smell alcohol without getting sick for over a year. And it hurt to swallow for 3 weeks from all the acids. Sound like fun, kiddies?
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toofasttooslow Galactic Emperor 75 Rep 801 Posts Drives: Fast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: WA iTrader: (3)	I once drank 17 shots of some nasty ass Smirnoff 100 proof vodka when I was younger. It was during a drinking game of course (quarters). We played for about 3 hours and I consumed all of that plus a few beers to wash that nasty shit down with. I probably had alcohol poisioning; in-fact I'm sure I did. I was just to macho to seek help for it (plus my parents would have killed me at the time). How drunk was I? I was so drunk that I completely blacked out for about 5 hours. Then I woke up, went outside, puked several times all over my buddy's flowers and deck.Then went back to sleep for 5 more hours, went back out puked again, then cleaned it up with my hands without so much as a gag from me. I puked for days and was literally drunk for nearly 48 hours after I finished drinking. I still gag to this day whenever someone presents me with a drink that contains vodka in it. So yeah, 13 in less than an hour and you lived to tell about it? Not likely.
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