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      09-28-2016, 12:31 PM   #67
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SPY! INFILTRATOR! SABATEUR!
Ve haf vays of making you talk.
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Do they still run around in those nice red targets errrr I mean jackets?

Its all good....as long as you capitulate and provide all the necessary good canadian beer, timmies and poutine.....
wait..........there's good Canadian beer? I thought Bob & Doug drank it all?
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wait..........there's good Canadian beer? I thought Bob & Doug drank it all?
Thankfully its a renewable resource

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Haha well my shenanigans are kept confidential. I am a keeper of secrets.
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Prove it. What secrets are you currently keeping?
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That you're actually an American living in Texas.
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SPY! INFILTRATOR! SABATEUR!
Well, that escalated quickly.

Too late MKSixer - I'm in country and making like Mr. Skunk at jgoens shed.
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      09-28-2016, 12:43 PM   #73
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Well, that escalated quickly.

Too late MKSixer - I'm in country and making like Mr. Skunk at jgoens shed.
We'll give you this one opportunity to come in from the cold and join our worthy quest if approved by 1MOREMOD and Axius

If you chose otherwise, ask yourself: Where has Skunkwerks been, lately?
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Make Merica badasserest!
I'd like to dissect that word if you don't mind. With a slight French or German accent (doesn't really matter in this case), dissected, it would be "Bad as se rest"

We can certainly make America bad as the rest, but in order to do so, certain improvements will need to be made to America to bring her up to this standard.

#1. Neither Trump or Hillary becomes the next president.

#2. Axius , jtodd_fl , Mr Tonka are bringing American standards up, but not by enough. Therefore, bimmette and Lups are to be imported into the States to bring the national average on par with other nations.

#3. You hereby agree that the word "foyer" is to be pronounced "foeyay", not "foyur".

Edit: #4. Milk will hereby be distributed and sold in bags as it ought to be.

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If you chose otherwise, ask yourself: Where has Skunkwerks been, lately?
That's exactly the question jgoens shed should be asking itself at the moment. Where indeed, and what structural integrities have been compromised by said individual.

Just think of all the opportunities I have down in Texas to do the same....
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Well, that escalated quickly.

Too late MKSixer - I'm in country and making like Mr. Skunk at jgoens shed.
We've got a predator armed with hellfire missiles circling overhead at 20,000 feet with a lock on the target

that can be upgraded to a MOAB is his excellency wants

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We've got a predator armed with hellfire missiles circling overhead at 20,000 feet with a lock on the target

that can be upgraded to a MOAB is his excellency wants

Excellent strategy...I like your thinking. Welcome to the team!
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I'd like to dissect that word if you don't mind. With a slight French or German accent (doesn't really matter in this case), dissected, it would be "Bad as se rest"

We can certainly make America bad as the rest, but in order to do so, certain improvements will need to be made to America to bring her up to this standard.

#1. Neither Trump or Hillary becomes the next president.

#2. Axius , jtodd_fl , Mr Tonka are bringing American standards up, but not by enough. Therefore, bimmette and Lups are to be imported into the States to bring the national average on par with other nations.

#3. You hereby agree that the word "foyer" is to be pronounced "foeyay", not "foyur".

Edit: #4. Milk will hereby be distributed and sold in bags as it ought to be.
What do you want from us?!?! We're only 3 bad as dudes.
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How did Skunkwerks and I get involved in this? I was just trying to have an easy relaxing day and now I am dragged into some political platform. You guys know I stay far from politics.
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Somewhere, ///M Power-Belgium is bracing for impact in case it turn out bimmette is really a man.
What is this shit ? Where am I ? I'm lost , because I'm used to be in the crazy whore shit !

But I'm really glad to hear that my friends really miss me...
No worries my friend Ambiorix is still alive and kicking !
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How did Skunkwerks and I get involved in this? I was just trying to have an easy relaxing day and now I am dragged into some political platform. You guys know I stay far from politics.
We are all about, 'Making Murica 'Mazing' again!! This transcends all politics. Are you in, brother?
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I'd like to dissect that word if you don't mind. With a slight French or German accent (doesn't really matter in this case), dissected, it would be "Bad as se rest"

We can certainly make America bad as the rest, but in order to do so, certain improvements will need to be made to America to bring her up to this standard.

#1. Neither Trump or Hillary becomes the next president.

#2. Axius , jtodd_fl , Mr Tonka are bringing American standards up, but not by enough. Therefore, bimmette and Lups are to be imported into the States to bring the national average on par with other nations.

#3. You hereby agree that the word "foyer" is to be pronounced "foeyay", not "foyur".

Edit: #4. Milk will hereby be distributed and sold in bags as it ought to be.
That's it!!

You sir are off from my friend list, and we are having date nights weekly until you stop being mean to milk!

Hey guys if you don't make it the usa, finland is currently led by a potato. The salary is good, so I suggest you work on your grunting and move up here to fix our car taxes!
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That's it!!

You sir are off from my friend list, and we are having date nights weekly until you stop being mean to milk!

Hey guys if you don't make it the usa, finland is currently led by a potato. The salary is good, so I suggest you work on your grunting and move up here to fix our car taxes!
I think we have a 3rd candidate for annexation to 'Murica!!

Thanks Lups...until then, you are the ambassador to 'Murica from Cold Icy Hell!!
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We've got a predator armed with hellfire missiles circling overhead at 20,000 feet with a lock on the target

that can be upgraded to a MOAB is his excellency wants

Can we please put the ISIS address on this brilliant firework ?
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Can we please put the ISIS address on this brilliant firework ?


I expect that targeting solution to become avail right around 1/17/2017
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We are all about, 'Making Murica 'Mazing' again!! This transcends all politics. Are you in, brother?
I guess I am...the honest to goodnessness and wholsomeness here is captivating.
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I expect that targeting solution to become avail right around 1/17/2017
ASAP please !
Think you didn't saw the latest ISIS slaughtering video in a slaughter house..
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Plus I thought our involvement was supposed to be kept secret - black budget stuff. :/
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