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      06-17-2009, 12:50 PM   #23
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"Yah keep F*ckin laughing as you take my picture you F*cker!"
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I was the least of his worries. The local news vans were rolling in just as I was leaving with my sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit.
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I was the least of his worries. The local news vans were rolling in just as I was leaving with my sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit.
HAHAHAHAHA! WTF was he thinking? Both sets of wheels on the other side of the concrete wheels stop, yah I said WHEELS STOP!!! Holy F I can not believe some people and their anticks!
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LOLOL

You guys are killing me!!!

Keep 'em coming!

I might just have to have a 1st, 2nd and 3rd place prize.

Stay tuned.
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Can you post more than once? Or does it only count for one caption?
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Can you post more than once? Or does it only count for one caption?
Sure! If you have multiple ideas, let's see 'em!
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