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      10-04-2016, 09:53 AM   #309
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We have your ex-fil ready. Don't let the entire enterprise get screwed up by your inability to mount an invasion. Think of it as mounting a woman and you'll be fine.
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Yeah, but Finland is on the list too, so that's a downer. I've heard there is some well trained dogs over there though, so that may be that country's redeeming feature. That, and a surplus of pool boys for some reason. For Bi^2.
Yeah their dog training out that way is relentless and hardcore. The pool boy game out there really isn't that strong, there's only one that actually knows how to keep a pool spotless. Granted he may be retired, but his return is dependent on the ex-employer.
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For invasion? Just wanted to be clear on the intent.



Yeah, but Finland is on the list too, so that's a downer. I've heard there is some well trained dogs over there though, so that may be that country's redeeming feature. That, and a surplus of pool boys for some reason. For Bi^2.
Have my dogs. Just take our potato too.
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      10-08-2016, 12:57 PM   #313
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We have your ex-fil ready. Don't let the entire enterprise get screwed up by your inability to mount an invasion. Think of it as mounting a woman and you'll be fine.
Sometimes I fall off if drunk?
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      10-08-2016, 06:29 PM   #314
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That's your problem. There is only so much Stuff I can manage.
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How bout a damn spot bro
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      10-09-2016, 03:57 PM   #316
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Let's get back out on the trail. There's blood in the water.
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Anderson and whoever the blonde chick is, send us some questions!!
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      10-10-2016, 07:26 AM   #321
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Once again, we see why the:

1MOREMOD & AXIUS FO PREZ
MKSIXER CHIEF OF STUFF AND C5DRIVER HEAD OF SECURITY
BELIEVERS OF BACON, BEER, GUNZ, ASS N' TITTAYS

Ticket is the only way forward to ensure the future of the good ol' US of A.

The complete disregard for all of the major planks in our platform by the so called moderators is proof of the media bias against our group. Were we mentioned a single time? Nope.

Did anyone talk about our plans to annex Canada, Mexico, Sweden, et al? Nope.

Who has promised to put multiple fire arms in the hands of every deserving American with at least 10,000 rounds? Only 1MOREMOD Axius C5driver and me.

Is anyone talking about bacon? Nope.

These are the issues that are important to the future of Makin' 'Murica 'Mazin and there is only one team that can do it...us.

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*****VOTE EARLY, OFTEN, AND IN AS MANY PLACES AS POSSIBLE*****
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We need questions to 1MOREMOD and Axius

Anderson and whoever the blonde chick is, send us some questions!!
Yes, have "whoever the blonde chick is" send over some questions, so we don't have to vote for the misogynist....
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Was she hot? Then doesn't matter.
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Was she hot? Then doesn't matter.
Rode hard and put away wet.
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Rode hard and put away wet.
Not just once either......
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Didn't watch, but you BETTER be talking about a moderator


<shudders AND pukes at the same time, just in case you aren't>
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Didn't watch, but you BETTER be talking about a moderator


<shudders AND pukes at the same time, just in case you aren't>
I'm sorry. I just had a seizure. What did you just say?
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I've been thrown out of the country after they tried to numb my senses with coke and tequila. Let the invasion begin.
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To ARMS!!!
Let the campaign begin.

Everyone expect a care package on your door which will include the weapons, 10000 plus rounds, etc.

We roll at dawn.

Hey bimmette we're heading to Canada about 6 hours after we take Mexico. Go 'Murica!!
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