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      09-06-2016, 12:46 PM   #67
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Perception is everything...
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Women use a lot of techniques to provide a false impression of a booty. Women I know use jeans with padding, Brazilian butt lift underwear girdles, etc. If a girl has a big butt but it's square and not curvy, they can buy jeans that curves it for them. As soon as they take the jeans off, back to square.

Do not trust in Instagram photos.
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Do not trust in Instagram photos.
these ho3's ain't loyal.
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      09-06-2016, 03:40 PM   #69
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It's like when people say Amy Schumer is hot for a comic.
Amy Schumer is a disgusting, unfunny, ugly, guppy looking fuck.
I wouldn't say she's ugly. She clearly isn't the typical Hollywood beauty. She's an average chick amongst the Hollywood standard.
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      09-06-2016, 05:00 PM   #70
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It's like when people say Amy Schumer is hot for a comic.
Amy Schumer is a disgusting, unfunny, ugly, guppy looking fuck.
I wouldn't say she's ugly. She clearly isn't the typical Hollywood beauty. She's an average chick amongst the Hollywood standard.
In contrast to Amy Schumer, this female comedian.....Iliza Shlesinger is putting in WORK at the gym.

10/10 would smash.
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      09-06-2016, 05:02 PM   #71
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      09-06-2016, 05:05 PM   #72
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With a little makeup
Holey fuuuuuuuuuuuuuurk!!!!!!!
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      09-06-2016, 08:29 PM   #73
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One time I was watching this highly educational documentary and learned all about this type of ordeal. Here is a snippet

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      09-07-2016, 05:45 AM   #74
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In contrast to Amy Schumer, this female comedian.....Iliza Shlesinger is putting in WORK at the gym.

10/10 would smash.
She looks sexy a very naturally way, thats the point. Good golly, Ms. Molly
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      09-07-2016, 06:27 AM   #75
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But my pushups...leave a lot to be desired (just started 22 pushup challenge to raise awareness to fact that 22 veterans, on average, commit suicide daily)




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In contrast to Amy Schumer, this female comedian.....Iliza Shlesinger is putting in WORK at the gym.

10/10 would smash.
You don't even have to ask. 12/10 would* destroy

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Any more pictures of her...just saying.
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