Negative Booty rant.

F30lolz · 09-04-2016, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by shay2nak

That chic in the first post is suffering from noassitol.

+1. Need something in that area to get me excited. Looking at Tara's pic is like looking at an Isetta, does nothing for me.

wdb · 09-04-2016, 05:44 AM

larryn · 09-04-2016, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by shay2nak

That chic in the first post is suffering from noassitol.

That is easily remedied these days by having an addanasstomy.

///M Power-Belgium · 09-04-2016, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by shay2nak

That chic in the first post is suffering from noassitol.

I think she suffers from asshangstoolow .

WoohooSoCal · 09-04-2016, 09:45 AM

The appearance of having had an Assectomy - common before the Kardashians came to prominenece

MKSixer · 09-04-2016, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

i bet she cant sit on the toilet without sliding IN

FTFY

Dang3r · 09-04-2016, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by wdb

bimmettes sister or herself?

kprocivic · 09-04-2016, 10:26 AM

I'm alive what i miss.

PoorLurker · 09-04-2016, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by kprocivic

I'm alive what i miss.

A thread of guys responding to a photo of a girl with ill fitting jeans from a decade ago when butt implants were basically non existent.

Benstuck · 09-04-2016, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Squats are your friend

Exactly !
+ No pain no gain..

FYI squats don't give you a JLO booty if you have no booty to begin with. At most, it will give a curve/lift to the existing glute muscle that you have.

It's mostly genetics from what I have seen.

08njSTEP · 09-04-2016, 07:10 PM

Start ice skating at a young age. No ice skater has negative ass.

smoosh · 09-04-2016, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Skhmund

FYI squats don't give you a JLO booty if you have no booty to begin with. At most, it will give a curve/lift to the existing glute muscle that you have.

It's mostly genetics from what I have seen.

Well, to clarify, squats won't change the shape of your glutes...it will increase the size/volume/thickness of your glutes...

While genetics determine the shape of your glutes and your muscle limitations, I strongly believe squats (not just squats for that matter, many glute exercises) can create an exceptional butt, even if you have no butt to start with...

Someone who has a "negative booty" can have pleasantly round and full muscle bellies, but they simply aren't visible because there's no fat or muscle there...build some muscle, add a bit of fat, and that "negative booty" can become a "Worldstarhiphop booty"...

Benstuck · 09-04-2016, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Originally Posted by Skhmund

FYI squats don't give you a JLO booty if you have no booty to begin with. At most, it will give a curve/lift to the existing glute muscle that you have.

It's mostly genetics from what I have seen.

Well, to clarify, squats won't change the shape of your glutes...it will increase the size/volume/thickness of your glutes...

While genetics determine the shape of your glutes and your muscle limitations, I strongly believe squats (not just squats for that matter, many glute exercises) can create an exceptional butt, even if you have no butt to start with...

Someone who has a "negative booty" can have pleasantly round and full muscle bellies, but they simply aren't visible because there's no fat or muscle there...build some muscle, add a bit of fat, and that "negative booty" can become a "Worldstarhiphop booty"...

At the most, you can go from negative booty to average booty, as in, just enough to fill in average jeans. You could go from the Tara Reid booty to average white girl booty. Obviously, this will vary depending on ethnicity.

Only other way I've seen is going under the knife.

Anecdotal but my friend did the some squat challenge for a month and she said it gave her a firm, somewhat lifted curve. She is a walking stick so she really wanted a booty and she got a tight bun at the most. She was disappointed because she wanted a butt with more volume/mass. She's currently considering doing a butt enhancement procedure.

smoosh · 09-04-2016, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Skhmund

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Originally Posted by Skhmund

FYI squats don't give you a JLO booty if you have no booty to begin with. At most, it will give a curve/lift to the existing glute muscle that you have.

It's mostly genetics from what I have seen.

Well, to clarify, squats won't change the shape of your glutes...it will increase the size/volume/thickness of your glutes...

While genetics determine the shape of your glutes and your muscle limitations, I strongly believe squats (not just squats for that matter, many glute exercises) can create an exceptional butt, even if you have no butt to start with...

Someone who has a "negative booty" can have pleasantly round and full muscle bellies, but they simply aren't visible because there's no fat or muscle there...build some muscle, add a bit of fat, and that "negative booty" can become a "Worldstarhiphop booty"...

At the most, you can go from negative booty to average booty, as in, just enough to fill in average jeans. You could go from the Tara Reid booty to average white girl booty. Obviously, this will vary depending on ethnicity.

Only other way I've seen is going under the knife.

Anecdotal but my friend did the some squat challenge for a month and she said it gave her a firm, somewhat lifted curve. She is a walking stick so she really wanted a booty and she got a tight bun at the most. She was disappointed because she wanted a butt with more volume/mass. She's currently considering doing a butt enhancement procedure.

Well, first, you are engaging in arbitrary line-drawing...the notion that any given female can only achieve no glutes to ethnically average glutes is an unfounded shot in the dark...no basis for this assertion whatsoever...

Second, your friend went completely wrong on hoping to achieve no glutes to above average glutes in 30 days...no offense at all, I always giggle a little when I hear stories like this, "Call now and transform your no ass to a massive MTV booty in 30 days!! Limited time offer..."

It takes YEARS of hard work and dedication a build muscle (and let's not forget, the ass is (are...?) a muscle), ain't gonna happen in 30 days...

Aatish · 09-04-2016, 09:21 PM

ASBSECU E93 · 09-04-2016, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Originally Posted by Skhmund

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Originally Posted by smoosh

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Originally Posted by Skhmund

FYI squats don't give you a JLO booty if you have no booty to begin with. At most, it will give a curve/lift to the existing glute muscle that you have.

It's mostly genetics from what I have seen.

Well, to clarify, squats won't change the shape of your glutes...it will increase the size/volume/thickness of your glutes...

While genetics determine the shape of your glutes and your muscle limitations, I strongly believe squats (not just squats for that matter, many glute exercises) can create an exceptional butt, even if you have no butt to start with...

Someone who has a "negative booty" can have pleasantly round and full muscle bellies, but they simply aren't visible because there's no fat or muscle there...build some muscle, add a bit of fat, and that "negative booty" can become a "Worldstarhiphop booty"...

At the most, you can go from negative booty to average booty, as in, just enough to fill in average jeans. You could go from the Tara Reid booty to average white girl booty. Obviously, this will vary depending on ethnicity.

Only other way I've seen is going under the knife.

Anecdotal but my friend did the some squat challenge for a month and she said it gave her a firm, somewhat lifted curve. She is a walking stick so she really wanted a booty and she got a tight bun at the most. She was disappointed because she wanted a butt with more volume/mass. She's currently considering doing a butt enhancement procedure.

Well, first, you are engaging in arbitrary line-drawing...the notion that any given female can only achieve no glutes to ethnically average glutes is an unfounded shot in the dark...no basis for this assertion whatsoever...

Second, your friend went completely wrong on hoping to achieve no glutes to above average glutes in 30 days...no offense at all, I always giggle a little when I hear stories like this, "Call now and transform your no ass to a massive MTV booty in 30 days!! Limited time offer..."

It takes YEARS of hard work and dedication a build muscle (and let's not forget, the ass is (are...?) a muscle), ain't gonna happen in 30 days...

This.

Gluts are the largest muscle grouping in the body....takes time and serious dedication to maximize (pun intended) to develop a truly worth Donk.

EALm4 · 09-04-2016, 11:06 PM

shay2nak · 09-05-2016, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by larryn

That is easily remedied these days by having an addanasstomy.

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I think she suffers from asshangstoolow .

///M Power-Belgium · 09-05-2016, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Skhmund

FYI squats don't give you a JLO booty if you have no booty to begin with. At most, it will give a curve/lift to the existing glute muscle that you have.

It's mostly genetics from what I have seen.

Yeah but most chicks are really lazy ! ...And it's all about this brother....This !

Dang3r · 09-05-2016, 11:09 AM

How about Booty-O's? They make sure, you're aint booty

ASBSECU E93 · 09-05-2016, 12:20 PM

Perception is everything...

wdb · 09-05-2016, 01:00 PM

Who are the pervs taking these pictures.

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