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      09-28-2016, 10:05 AM   #23
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Yep......I'm proficient with a Ma Duece
Sir report to c5. May get sniper training. Stand by.
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A knock at your door is forthcoming, don't fight it.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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Sir report to c5. May get sniper training. Stand by.
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Creepy won't help you now wild bill.
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Creepy won't help you now wild bill.
Oh, I thought it was a recruitment effort to build up your guy's ladyboy army.

Anyway, I'll get the cookies started. ETA?
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Gentlemen, is the position for Fed Reseve Chairman still available? I am ready to work this economy.
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No we are an intolerant bunch but don't let the constituents know.
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Gentlemen, is the position for Fed Reseve Chairman still available? I am ready to work this economy.
I will have to confer with my lackeys. I believe Financials may be handled.
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Have you used a 50 before, I think not? Just send cash, that's the best way to help.

On another note i will begin talks with mexico next week and Canada the following. If terms can't be met a full scale invasion will be put into place. We need to expand our kingdom and it's the best way to close our borders, own what's on the other side.
Let's discuss terms at Timmies over a double double and some timbits. We'll see if I like them. If not, don't overlook our people's fur-hatted capacity for cold, because winter is coming and that's going to slow your little invasion down considerably.

In the event of an invasion, we as a country will meet you somewhere around NWT and see how you are fairing. But before you come, please make sure you change your oil in the machines to one with a really heavy viscosity ok? It will make winter starts a delight.
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Let's discuss terms at Timmies over a double double and some timbits. We'll see if I like them. If not, don't overlook our people's fur-hatted capacity for cold, because winter is coming and that's going to slow your little invasion down considerably.

In the event of an invasion, we as a country will meet you somewhere around NWT and see how you are fairing. But before you come, please make sure you change your oil in the machines to one with a really heavy viscosity ok? It will make winter starts a delight.
Don't get too uppity or we'll send the Rhode Island National Guard up there and conquer all of Canada this weekend

I do like Timmies coffee.....and poutine......yuuuummmmm

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Is the post of "Pope" taken? I will call myself "Budwieser I" if appointed.....
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No popes. This isn't a religious group we only play to it for support
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Let's discuss one of our major platforms:

The Merger and Acquisition Strategy (Invasion). As so eloquently stated by 1MOREMOD , Mexico and Canada are first...any suggestions on our partners?

Weigh in here!
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Don't get too uppity or we'll send the Rhode Island National Guard up there and conquer all of Canada this weekend

I do like Timmies coffee.....and poutine......yuuuummmmm

I'll see your National Guard and raise you the Canadian Mounties.
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bimmette , do you want amnesty pre- or post- invasion?
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bimmette , do you want amnesty pre- or post- invasion?
Can you just give me Hawaii?
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No we will annex an island for cabinet members only and shenanigans.
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No we will annex an island for cabinet members only and shenanigans.
Ok I'll be in charge of shenanigans.
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bimmette , do you want amnesty pre- or post- invasion?
What about me? Not making any offers to me eh? Well then, nice to know where I stand.

*Puts on ghillie suit*
*Grabs elastic band gun*
*Slinks into forest*
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Covert ops that's fine.
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