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      12-04-2017, 03:22 PM   #51305
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I suppose if you're into that kind of thing;

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No , he does poultry .
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Audi and BMW suck. Should have pre-ordered the new Toyota Camry.
I always knew that ricepod drivers couldnt spell right...therefore they're driving CamRays
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I always knew that ricepod drivers couldnt spell right...therefore they're driving CamRays
couldn't, you forgot the apostrophe. Also, can't would have made more sense from a sentence construction perspective because couldn't is past tense, so you essentially saying that I now, in present tense, can spell.


Now excuse me while I go throw rocks at Audi's from the side of the highway.
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couldn't, you forgot the apostrophe. Also, can't would have made more sense from a sentence construction perspective because couldn't is past tense, so you essentially saying that I now, in present tense, can spell.


Now excuse me while I go throw rocks at Audi's from the side of the highway.
You are one of the guys who're coming to a shootout with a knive, huh?
Doesn't matter, Mr. teacher, theres no camray though but a camry...oh, and a gay prius to warm up that running joke.
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You are one of the guys who're coming to a shootout with a knive, huh?
Doesn't matter, Mr. teacher, theres no camray though but a camry...oh, and a gay prius to warm up that running joke.
Possibly, why would I go to a shootout without a basic hand weapon? You're always supposed to carry a knife regardless of where you go.

Actually, there is a Camray. There is also a Camry. Prius is also a great car, far superior to anything that Audi has put out since..., the 900S.
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And he took the bait. *tonsil bounce*
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On what, Donepezil?
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I've noticed a Snickers ice cream bar that has been in the main kitchen freezer for the past two weeks at work. I'm taking it.
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I've noticed a Snickers ice cream bar that has been in the main kitchen freezer for the past two weeks at work. I'm taking it.
DAMN, statute of abandonment is 2 weeks, during holidays, on ice cream??? Glad you are on the other side of the country!
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I've noticed a Snickers ice cream bar that has been in the main kitchen freezer for the past two weeks at work. I'm taking it.
It was left there by your coworker. A Mr. B. Cosby. Let me know how that goes (in you).

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DAMN, statute of abandonment is 2 weeks, during holidays, on ice cream??? Glad you are on the other side of the country!
Mr. Cosby will be there for you, shortly.
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I've noticed a Snickers ice cream bar that has been in the main kitchen freezer for the past two weeks at work. I'm taking it.
We had a problem recently with people stealing other people's lunches and snacks from the refrigerator on our floor.

I taped a note to the fridge door that read:

"I've poisoned one thing in this refrigerator, good luck with that"

no more thefts

I hope that snickers isn't an Ex-Lax Snickers Bar, you'll know soon enough though
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