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      11-10-2015, 06:10 PM   #265
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But we are normal...
Seriously dude, normal people don't write to a car forum.
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      11-10-2015, 06:19 PM   #266
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      11-10-2015, 06:25 PM   #267
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4000 dollars collected. There better be a ton of goats humping somewhere right now.
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      11-10-2015, 06:41 PM   #268
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Holy milk people: 6k.
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      11-10-2015, 06:46 PM   #269
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Would it be too forward if i received your address and then took the next red-eye flight to show up at your door the next morning?
You already figured out my secret Santa gift!?
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      11-10-2015, 06:49 PM   #270
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      11-10-2015, 06:53 PM   #271
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Yeah... I donated $5000.
Haha, I think your split personality did good then.
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      11-10-2015, 07:06 PM   #272
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$6k and growing. I must say, you guys are fucking nuts. Good job...
Hey you participated, it makes you one of us nuts!

But really, I'd like to thank everyone who has participated, no matter what their mental health status is. I've used the worldvision as my gift shop often and it is a great way to get help to those who have minimal resources.

As said earlier I emailed them today. When Finland wakes up I might have to email them again because this is a ton of goats.
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      11-10-2015, 07:11 PM   #274
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Lups how much is it for a single goat?
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Lups how much is it for a single goat?
One goat (with an email notification for who it is sent, not a post card) is 42 euros. One euro is currently about 1.09 dollars so its roughly 45 usd.

Quick math states we have now reached a hundred goats already!
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One goat (with an email notification for who it is sent, not a post card) is 42 euros. One euro is currently about 1.09 dollars so its roughly 45 usd.
Thanks! So $45.78 / .75 = $61 CAD

I want to donate one goat. Perfect
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Thanks! So $45.78 / .75 = $61 CAD

I want to donate one goat. Perfect
Roughly so. And thank you!

46*1.33= 61 ish.
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      11-10-2015, 07:31 PM   #278
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      11-10-2015, 07:33 PM   #279
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Holy shit. What the hell happened?

We still have 3 weeks!
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Holy shit. What the hell happened?

We still have 3 weeks!
Well, apparently we picked the perfect charity and the perfect item. Everybody wants in on the goat madness.
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Well, apparently we picked the perfect charity and the perfect item. Everybody wants in on the goat madness.
Goats.
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      11-10-2015, 08:03 PM   #283
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Goats.
Well, I just realized the fundraising page has my horrible driving dress on display. We would've been in thousands of goats by now if Tara had posted a pic of herself only.
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      11-10-2015, 08:07 PM   #284
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Well, I just realized the fundraising page has my horrible driving dress on display. We would've been in thousands of goats by now if Tara had posted a pic of herself only.
I like your linebacker type broad shoulders, i told you i like big girls.
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I like your linebacker type broad shoulders, i told you i like big girls.
Hahaha, they are not that broad but thanks!I do have a few hours of physical labor behind me.

And what's a linebacker?

Edit: Nevermind, I'm willing to bet is again something baseball/ basketball/ American football thing and I couldn't care less then.
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