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      04-29-2018, 07:30 AM   #199
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Sleeping in the guest room? Suspended sexual contact? WTF?

Am I missing something here?????

Also....we all know dating/marrying 9s and 10s is a huge risk. 99% of the time they are a PITA!!!! Crazy, selfish, materialistic etc.....

Find a SOLID 8 and your life will be so much better. Take it from someone who knows. I seriously dodged many a bullet from such 9s and 10s and finally wised up and found my wife “solid 8”. Life is good!!!!
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OP sounds like a douche. Size zero 10, with a solid career. She sure isn't lazy. You two obviously should not be together, and if you treat her the way you say you do, then you are an ass, likely an immature one.
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OP sounds like a douche. Size zero 10, with a solid career. She sure isn't lazy. You two obviously should not be together, and if you treat her the way you say you do, then you are an ass, likely an immature one.
He'd be a douche if he just straight up dumped her. But he's here for a reason, because he appreciates what she brings to the table and would like some help communicating. Sounds like she's the one being unreasonable.
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OP sounds like a douche. Size zero 10, with a solid career. She sure isn't lazy. You two obviously should not be together, and if you treat her the way you say you do, then you are an ass, likely an immature one.
Oh come on, lighten up!

Their communication system is fucked up but every couple sorts out one that suits them.

In our family it's poisoning with food. When ever the hubby pisses me off, I buy fresh peas. Tons and tons of peas. He can't resist eating them and then he suffers horribly with his over active tummy while he processes them out. That keeps his one word answers less judgemental for up to a year again.

When ever I piss him off, I find yet an other of my extremely well worn clothes from a dumpster. He doesn't bother to hide his mild distain for my lack of giving a shit about holes in my favorite shirts or pants.

No couple is perfect, but the op's girlfriend is far from the horror show i am, and he probably is just one of these idiots we women keep around because he has a well functioning penis. If he evolves in to the level of oral skills, he might find the girlfriend willing to show some respect towards his freshly detailed vehicle.
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Oh come on, lighten up!

Their communication system is fucked up but every couple sorts out one that suits them.

In our family it's poisoning with food. When ever the hubby pisses me off, I buy fresh peas. Tons and tons of peas. He can't resist eating them and then he suffers horribly with his over active tummy while he processes them out. That keeps his one word answers less judgemental for up to a year again.

When ever I piss him off, I find yet an other of my extremely well worn clothes from a dumpster. He doesn't bother to hide his mild distain for my lack of giving a shit about holes in my favorite shirts or pants.

No couple is perfect, but the op's girlfriend is far from the horror show i am, and he probably is just one of these idiots we women keep around because he has a well functioning penis. If he evolves in to the level of oral skills, he might find the girlfriend willing to show some respect towards his freshly detailed vehicle.
Why would you do that to someone, knowing it will make them sick?
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Why would you do that to someone, knowing it will make them sick?
Agreed ..thats evil right? ..
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Why would you do that to someone, knowing it will make them sick?
peas are healthy! It's a fiber over load that keeps him busy!

Dude, he is 40. If a man at that age has not after being told repeatedly that I use his weakness as a weapon hasn't figured out they are not to be eaten by the kilos, I think he has bigger issues than a horrible wife. Besides, I find the frozen peas sold in stores inferior, so when ever i find the right kind, I peal them and freeze them for the kids.

This ain't exactly the perfect murder plan everyone wants to copy. Jeez...
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He'd be a douche if he just straight up dumped her. But he's here for a reason, because he appreciates what she brings to the table and would like some help communicating. Sounds like she's the one being unreasonable.
After what he has said about someone he supposedly cares about, you think SHE is unreasonable? You are only hearing his side of a likely VERY twisted version of what is really going on. He sounds immature and judgmental. If she had any sense, she would dump him immediately.
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I haven't read the whole thread, but if below is also in the mix... I HAVE BEEN THERE...

Basically she is a self-entitled biyatch, who is using sex as a weapon.

Us men are part of the problem, putting this POW on pedestals.

Personally, I'd take a 1 anyday, if she treats me right I'll treat her like a princess.

men are like dogs, we are loyal, protective and will lay our life's down, but you abuse us, mistreat us, ignore us, don't feed or beat us, we WILL find another bitch


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After what he has said about someone he supposedly cares about, you think SHE is unreasonable? You are only hearing his side of a likely VERY twisted version of what is really going on. He sounds immature and judgmental. If she had any sense, she would dump him immediately.
10 pages of posts, and you are the only one who thinks he's at fault.

Are we getting a biased version of the story? Sure.

But little else tells me he's the one who deserves to be dumped.
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Penises are easier than vaginas. That's why we have gay men.

I have no explanation for lesbians.
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10 pages of posts, and you are the only one who thinks he's at fault.

Are we getting a biased version of the story? Sure.

But little else tells me he's the one who deserves to be dumped.
lots of people have said hes at fault...
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lots of people have said hes at fault...
In case you haven't figured it out yet: Nobody here has had a hot gf.
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In case you haven't figured it out yet: Nobody here has had a hot gf.
but i bet everyone has had a crazy one
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but i bet everyone has had a crazy one
I told my husband that I didn't buy a house because it didn't fit a lamp I want today.

You marry the crazy! They keep your life interesting!

I could be mildly biased today...
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I told my husband that I didn't buy a house because it didn't fit a lamp I want today.

You marry the crazy! They keep your life interesting!

I could be mildly biased today...
I don’t understand why that is considered a badge of honor. I definitely don’t need or want crazy in my life.
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I don't think you can avoid marrying crazy if it's a woman?
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I don’t understand why that is considered a badge of honor. I definitely don’t need or want crazy in my life.
I look at it like this.

Real crazy is a mental condition. All other crazy is fun. If we are talking about a mental disability, we should be better with our words. All rest is something the spouse is drawn to because they need a little living.
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I'm pretty sure that issue is located between the ears .
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