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      08-20-2016, 09:12 PM   #45
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Do not drink that crap... Jeebus crisco...
I live on it and beer?
No wonder you're all messed up... Completely makes sense now...
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You'd rather I drink soda?!?!
Of course he would. He's trying to kill us and get our stuff. All of it!!

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Is it normal to pee orange or is that a sign of dehydration?
Kidney stone.
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You'd rather I drink soda?!?!
Of course he would. He's trying to kill us and get our stuff. All of it!!

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Rather you drink water if we're gonna be serious... Do you not see what they put in that stuff !!!!

Go on, keep drinking 5 a day... Just means I'll get my inheritance even quicker... You too, MK, both of you keep downing it...
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No wonder you're all messed up... Completely makes sense now...
What beer, hangover, Gatorade, repeat?
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Is it normal to pee orange or is that a sign of dehydration?
Kidney stone.
Kidney Stones (which I have had more then my fair share) usually have a cherry soda color initially for me.

I pulled and stapled farm wire for 12 hours today.
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You'd rather I drink soda?!?!
Of course he would. He's trying to kill us and get our stuff. All of it!!

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Rather you drink water if we're gonna be serious... Do you not see what they put in that stuff !!!!

Go on, keep drinking 5 a day... Just means I'll get my inheritance even quicker... You too, MK, both of you keep downing it...
Years of play beach and downing 'that stuff'....

No ill effects - science much?!?!
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Do not drink that crap... Jeebus crisco...
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You'd rather I drink soda?!?!
Of course he would. He's trying to kill us and get our stuff. All of it!!

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Rather you drink water if we're gonna be serious... Do you not see what they put in that stuff !!!!

Go on, keep drinking 5 a day... Just means I'll get my inheritance even quicker... You too, MK, both of you keep downing it...
Years of play beach and downing 'that stuff'....

No ill effects - science much?!?!
"I've had my fair share of kidney stones"

"No ill effects!"
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Do not drink that crap... Jeebus crisco...
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You'd rather I drink soda?!?!
Of course he would. He's trying to kill us and get our stuff. All of it!!

He's
Rather you drink water if we're gonna be serious... Do you not see what they put in that stuff !!!!

Go on, keep drinking 5 a day... Just means I'll get my inheritance even quicker... You too, MK, both of you keep downing it...
Years of play beach and downing 'that stuff'....

No ill effects - science much?!?!
What she said above...

BOOM...
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Hey - wonder twins ( shoei and Biorin )....my stones are the effects of HIGH volumes of tea consumption.
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Hey - wonder twins ( shoei and Biorin )....my stones are the effects of HIGH volumes of tea consumption.
And they're both out of the running for cool stuff. AND shoei, I'm going to live until I'm 110 now. I'm going to get YOUR stuff!
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Hey - wonder twins ( shoei and Biorin )....my stones are the effects of HIGH volumes of tea consumption.
Ice tea lots of SUGAR like your Hatorade??

I mean, Gatorade?!

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Hey - wonder twins ( shoei and Biorin )....my stones are the effects of HIGH volumes of tea consumption.
And they're both out of the running for cool stuff. AND shoei, I'm going to live until I'm 110 now. I'm going to get YOUR stuff!
You have a daughter... Your years are already reduced...
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Ice tea lots of SUGAR like your Hatorade??

I mean, Gatorade?!

Goofball. Don't you know that Hatorade is what they drink when they see you cruising in your cool car? (Banned)
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You have a daughter... Your years are already reduced...
Ok. 109.5. She is really a good kid.
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Uuummmm.....yea, no..?

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I live on it and beer?
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Not that anyone who drinks it cares, but upon hearing the wife is an endurance athlete, our MD nutritionist was relieved to find out that we don't drink Gatorade. She said it's horrible for you. She says due to their fabulous marketing and branding, getting athletes to stop drinking it is one of her most difficult tasks.
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Not that anyone who drinks it cares, but upon hearing the wife is an endurance athlete, our MD nutritionist was relieved to find out that we don't drink Gatorade. She said it's horrible for you. She says due to their fabulous marketing and branding, getting athletes to stop drinking it is one of her most difficult tasks.
Interesting. And was her recommendation simply water, or is there some other sort of drink? I would imagine that, with a decent diet, water is all that would really be needed and that the other things would already be in the diet. No?
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Ok - my .02 on the 'water' is all you need thought and comments....

Carbs are the preferred fuel for the body. Calories that are not burned via exercise then convert to Glucose. Unused Glucose is stored in the muscle and body as fat.

As someone who once ate and burned over 9,000 calories a day - Not sure I completely agree with sugar theory regarding sports drinks.

Sugar is necessary in limited quantities for intense exercise, and sugar can/will be burned during and after intense exercise.

What is much more important - the essential electrolyte replacement.
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I read Michael Phelps consumes 8,000-10,000 calories at day, he's so lean.
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Gatorade for athletes is not unhealthy. Gatorade for a 45 year old adult who works a 9-5 desk job and does not workout frequently is unhealthy.

As ASB said, we need carbs to function properly (ignoring diets like keytosis). Fast digesting (simple) carbs like sugar is converted to immediate energy, while slower digesting (complex) carbs must go through a process to convert to energy. Simple carbs (like sugar found in Gatorade) is exactly what an athlete needs to exert as much potential energy as able. But, a dude sitting at his desk does not need simple carbs because he does not have a need for immediate energy. He needs slower digesting complex carbs that take time to breakdown and provide constant energy at a lower level than simple carbs. If desk dude takes in simple carbs, his body will store as fat.

Also, one huge factor many continue to ignore is metabolism. A former professional athlete of 15 years NOW working a 9-5 desk job with inconsistent workout routine will metabolize carbs (and fats and protein of course) differently than a biologically similar dude who has never competed athletically professionally. Former athlete can take in simple carbs at his desk job and not store fat, while non-athlete will store fat. Over time, if former athlete continues to skip working out, his metabolism will slow down and he will began to store body fat roughly similar to non-athlete.

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