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      09-07-2014, 01:12 PM   #89
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I'm a newcomer. How do I get started in this?
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I'm a newcomer. How do I get started in this?
The first thing is to make a photocopy of your photo I.d.
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I'm a newcomer. How do I get started in this?
Find someone local in the industry. Sit in front of a camera and whack off for however long, and then you get some money. Sometimes you'll get offered this or that. Just have to have a good looking dick.




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during the day i teach newcomers to america, spanish, seeing as how it is the first option when you get when you call and get an automated system. plus the english language has gone to shit.

twice a week at night i play the middle person in the human centipede. I'm a giver and a receiver, but because I'm the middle i can only do it two nights a week. it takes a lot out of me.
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I'm a sandwich artist. "Would you like that toasted?"

Money in the bank son!
I thought the correct term was "Sandwich Engineer".
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I thought the correct term was "Sandwich Engineer".
It takes 5 years to become a Sandwich Engineer. Sadly I don't have enough mustard as yet.

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I'm a sandwich artist. "Would you like that toasted?"

Money in the bank son!
You better be charging extra for the oven running fee.
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got some good laughs out of some of the responses!

thanks for those who were serious though just curious and thought it might start some good conversation among other members
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These threads always lead to fun answers. I don't know why people are so afraid of writing down their profession - I work in IT, I do storage. And as I get older, I like it less. Anyone know a good industry to transition out of IT and in to?!!

I especially don't understand the business owners not wanting to talk about their businesses. Is this not an opportunity to network or maybe get a new customer or two? Or does it just lead to people trolling you?
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These threads always lead to fun answers. I don't know why people are so afraid of writing down their profession - I work in IT, I do storage. And as I get older, I like it less. Anyone know a good industry to transition out of IT and in to?!!

I especially don't understand the business owners not wanting to talk about their businesses. Is this not an opportunity to network or maybe get a new customer or two? Or does it just lead to people trolling you?
It's just a lose-lose situation. If you're moderately successful then you might come off as bragging if you tell people that you're the CTO of Accenture (for example) on an internet message board. If you're in a less prestigious role, then you might feel awkward or bashful.

There are actually plenty of interesting books that touch on this idea. The upshot is that people generally feel most comfortable talking to people of similar socioeconomic status and occupational prestige.
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There are actually plenty of interesting books that touch on this idea. The upshot is that people generally feel most comfortable talking to people of similar socioeconomic status and occupational prestige.
Makes sense having everyone be on the level on a message board. I hadn't seen it that way.
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Isn't that what linkedin is for?
Maybe it's just in my circles, but I know a few people who are not active on linkedin and are potentially missing out on making contacts.

But after having some conversations, I think I can understand a few reasons for not answering.

I do like knowing industries that people are in, just because every so often I learn that a (new to me) certain industry exists!
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It's also the way that the question is asked. The simple truth is that most often people troll with these kinds of questions.

When people make a thread genuinely asking for career move advice or a young kid wants to know what he can do to afford his dream car one day, they get real answers.

This thread is beat to death on many forums especially luxury and exotic cars.

OP said something about how many of the new M3/M4 owners look young so the way he put it was suggestive of trolling. Did your parents buy you the M4? Etc.

The simple truth is, it doesn't matter what you do; and having a certain car tells really nothing about a person's financial prowess to be able to obtain said car.

There are so many paths in career, business, investing, etc., that the very hypothesis of "M4 owners must be X to afford an M4" is flawed.

Thus it is the wrong question being asked in the wrong way.

Just my opinion. And, if OT wasn't always OT it wouldn't be as much fun to hand around here!

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