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      11-09-2015, 06:10 PM   #2135
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Well yeah, I didn't count the time I made you mow the lawn while I took a nap. Sorry.

To above: 8 hours can be seen inhumane but sometimes it can be allowed.
Why wouldn't you count that? It was very intimate. I know you dreamt of me.


To the above: 8 hours is basically a short recess for Lups and I.
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      11-09-2015, 06:16 PM   #2136
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Why wouldn't you count that? It was very intimate. I know you dreamt of me.


To the above: 8 hours is basically a short recess for Lups and I.
Stop trying to get a raise when I just fired you!
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      11-09-2015, 06:24 PM   #2137
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After using it for four hours, I would probably allow him to seek medical treatment, I would be indisposed to provide the lift sadly.
I like how you roll...
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      11-09-2015, 06:26 PM   #2138
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Stop trying to get a raise when I just fired you!
You can never fire me. I know you. I have you entwined in my web of seduction.
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      11-09-2015, 06:48 PM   #2139
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I like how you roll...
Oh god you need a better taste!

Guys are obsessed with their penises. To tell a man who's panicking to go call a cab would be cruelty and though I admit my timing has sucked often and royally (anna, will you" "oh look at the bird, why are you on your knee? Did you drop something?" Bad...) I would sincerely hope I would just go find my car keys.

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You can never fire me. I know you. I have you entwined in my web of seduction.
Hahahahahhahaha ax you're too cute! K. I'll let your affair with B slip.
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      11-09-2015, 07:25 PM   #2140
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If @biotin wasnt the only one who answer us, this thread can thrieve 10x
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      11-09-2015, 07:33 PM   #2141
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I like how you roll...
Oh god you need a better taste!

Guys are obsessed with their penises. To tell a man who's panicking to go call a cab would be cruelty and though I admit my timing has sucked often and royally (anna, will you" "oh look at the bird, why are you on your knee? Did you drop something?" Bad...) I would sincerely hope I would just go find my car keys.

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You can never fire me. I know you. I have you entwined in my web of seduction.
Hahahahahhahaha ax you're too cute! K. I'll let your affair with B slip.
Lups, I like my taste in women. Cool gals are just as easy to spot as the uptight ones.
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      11-09-2015, 07:46 PM   #2142
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What are you thoughts on women who wear leggings, who probably should not be wearing leggings?
I wear them all the time. They are comfortable. But if you have rolls showing, you need to wear longer, baggier clothes if you don't want to exercise.
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      11-09-2015, 07:47 PM   #2143
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If @biotin wasnt the only one who answer us, this thread can thrieve 10x
Biotin here - you rang?
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      11-09-2015, 07:48 PM   #2144
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^ his mouth was getting dry
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      11-09-2015, 07:52 PM   #2145
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How about a girdle?

I picked a chick once, she looked thin, after she took her clothes off it was like she doubled in size.
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      11-09-2015, 07:54 PM   #2146
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Biotin here - you rang?
Biotin actually works better... Isn't that a shampoo?? I can't even figure out your screen name... I had to consult the Oracle (aka Google) to figure out what the heck it was...
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      11-09-2015, 08:00 PM   #2147
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      11-09-2015, 08:02 PM   #2148
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Biotin here - you rang?
I just realized now that I misspelled your precious name. My defense is that I was at Subway and phone auto corrected me.
I like how you put the C10H16N2O3S as an attachment.

NERD!
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      11-09-2015, 08:05 PM   #2149
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Biotin actually works better... Isn't that a shampoo?? I can't even figure out your screen name... I had to consult the Oracle (aka Google) to figure out what the heck it was...
Biorin is how someone told me the Japanese pronounce "violin." I play the violin. I was 7 when I received this information. That is all.
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You know how disappointed I am with this response, right?? RIGHT??!!

Okay, so deep dark secret - when I was a kid, they made me play the violin... It's traumatized me so much, to this day, I can still remember some of the music... =/
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      11-09-2015, 08:13 PM   #2151
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Biotin actually works better... Isn't that a shampoo?? I can't even figure out your screen name... I had to consult the Oracle (aka Google) to figure out what the heck it was...
Biorin is how someone told me the Japanese pronounce "violin." I play the violin. I was 7 when I received this information. That is all.
Nice. I tried to vote at an erection once in Japan.
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Biorin is how someone told me the Japanese pronounce "violin." I play the violin. I was 7 when I received this information. That is all.
My first guess was Bio-RIN (Renewable Identification Numbers).
2nd guess was , derivative of "Piolin."
NOWWWWW.... my 3rd guess was derivative of violin, but my parents and other kr parents use "L" instead of "R."
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How about a girdle?

I picked a chick once, she looked thin, after she took her clothes off it was like she doubled in size.
Sounds like it'll work as well for you as it did for her. Go for it!

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Do you follow the rule(s): don't let your man leave the house horny/hungry?
If he didn't have to leave to go to the brothel or a restaurant, how else would I get rid of him?
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      11-09-2015, 08:17 PM   #2154
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Sounds like it'll work as well for you as it did for her. Go for it!



If he didn't have to leave to go to the brothel or a restaurant, how else would I get rid of him?
I dont wear one, i let my beer gut hang out.
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      11-09-2015, 08:24 PM   #2155
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Lups, I like my taste in women. Cool gals are just as easy to spot as the uptight ones.
Uptight is a breed easy to spot, we are everywhere!

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Sounds like it'll work as well for you as it did for her. Go for it!

If he didn't have to leave to go to the brothel or a restaurant, how else would I get rid of him?

A good one B!
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I dont wear one, i let my beer gut hang out.
The 6ft 4" and 300lbs you mentioned makes you soft and bouncy instead of your current image of a mommas boy. I like it, let the gut hang!
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      11-09-2015, 08:28 PM   #2156
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This may have been asked before.....


Are all girls 15-45 minutes late to everything, or just most?
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