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      11-17-2015, 11:58 AM   #177
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If by visualizing the use of a fork to incapacitate an assailant by inserting said kitchen utensil through the medial meniscus and popping the joint like a can of soda is an "issue", then yeah, maybe.
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If by visualizing the use of a fork to incapacitate an assailant by inserting said kitchen utensil through the medial meniscus and popping the joint like a can of soda is an "issue", then yeah, maybe.
You called me an Audi driver! You started it!

Okay, not a driver, but a mother of Audi drivers.
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      11-17-2015, 12:01 PM   #179
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      11-17-2015, 12:03 PM   #180
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You were so impressed with it it hurt my black heart
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      11-17-2015, 12:05 PM   #181
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You were so impressed with it it hurt my black heart
I was impressed with the 20 miles on the odometer and the new car smell. Not bad for a rental! I was less than impressed with the tranny and the anemic motor.
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      11-17-2015, 01:51 PM   #182
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New car smell AND a tranny? Man, Ax is renting from the wrong place. He had to try and round up his own bangbus of trannies.
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      11-17-2015, 02:01 PM   #183
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Why are we all in a rental this week??!!

Side note - mine doesn't like me much, I smell something burning...
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      11-17-2015, 02:06 PM   #184
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There's an extra fee for smoking in the rental
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      11-17-2015, 02:58 PM   #185
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Why are we all in a rental this week??!!

Side note - mine doesn't like me much, I smell something burning...
Rental was a couple weeks ago...

Is the parking brake off?
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      11-17-2015, 03:40 PM   #186
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Why are we all in a rental this week??!!

Side note - mine doesn't like me much, I smell something burning...
Rental was a couple weeks ago...

Is the parking brake off?
Oh it is... It's my driving I know it, lol... The SUV is shock I'm sure...

Last time they gave me a brand new Cadillac with 15 miles on the odometer... The check engine light came on by the time I got to the hotel... So maybe it's not me and it's American SUV's?
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      11-17-2015, 04:03 PM   #187
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There's an extra fee for smoking in the rental
Dude, I baked out both my rentals 5 minutes after I got them. Turned the van in and didn't get charged.



I am now however in a...., Nissan.... something..., Altima? I don't know, but what I do know is it's shittier than my BMW.
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      11-17-2015, 05:21 PM   #188
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Dude, I baked out both my rentals 5 minutes after I got them. Turned the van in and didn't get charged.



I am now however in a...., Nissan.... something..., Altima? I don't know, but what I do know is it's shittier than my BMW.
I had a sonata earlier in the year and I thought it was better than a 328xi
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      11-17-2015, 05:47 PM   #190
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I had a sonata earlier in the year and I thought it was better than a 328xi
Well said!

Someone asked me, if I would be interested in 7 series BMW. I told em that I would rather drive a lexus LS or Hyundai eqques? to feel boat-luxury. It is performance where some car manufacturers lacks, not luxury.
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I lied, it's a Nissan Sentra SV. Still a piece of shit, but what can you do.
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With a mattress and 4 pillows.

It was glorious until the nightmares about European statues and shit like that
Can you please tell me more about your European statues nightmares ?
Probably I can help because I'm from Europe ...Remember ?
Need to say your problem sounds really weird my friend..
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Well said!

Someone asked me, if I would be interested in 7 series BMW. I told em that I would rather drive a lexus LS or Hyundai eqques? to feel boat-luxury. It is performance where some car manufacturers lacks, not luxury.
my real estate broker showed up the other day without his Merc. He switched to the Hyundai boat. Inside it's pretty nice, very quite, solid sounding. He spent the entire 30 min telling me how much better it is than his Merc. He also said at least 6 times in that 30 min that he's ordered the "alternate" Hyundai badges. lol
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      11-17-2015, 06:00 PM   #194
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I lied, it's a Nissan Sentra SV. Still a piece of shit, but what can you do.


Are you flying back up here or driving?
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Well said!

Someone asked me, if I would be interested in 7 series BMW. I told em that I would rather drive a lexus LS or Hyundai eqques? to feel boat-luxury. It is performance where some car manufacturers lacks, not luxury.
my real estate broker showed up the other day without his Merc. He switched to the Hyundai boat. Inside it's pretty nice, very quite, solid sounding. He spent the entire 30 min telling me how much better it is than his Merc. He also said at least 6 times in that 30 min that he's ordered the "alternate" Hyundai badges. lol
Careful.....you might get Genny Zoned!!!

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      11-17-2015, 07:50 PM   #196
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my real estate broker showed up the other day without his Merc. He switched to the Hyundai boat. Inside it's pretty nice, very quite, solid sounding. He spent the entire 30 min telling me how much better it is than his Merc. He also said at least 6 times in that 30 min that he's ordered the "alternate" Hyundai badges. lol
Yeah, South Koreans are mostly into luxury than performance. I guess Hyundai and some other ROK automobile manufactures really worked on the luxury.

If I am going to do Uber/Lyft full time, Eqquss? or Genny would be the car.


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You know, the first time I flew into CVG I had a heart attack as we were landing and the pilot announces we are landing in Kentucky... Not even cool !!! How is it Cincinnati Airport when it is in Kentucky !!!!
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You know, the first time I flew into CVG I had a heart attack as we were landing and the pilot announces we are landing in Kentucky... Not even cool !!! How is it Cincinnati Airport when it is in Kentucky !!!!
LOL.
When my in-laws were living in OH, they told us to go to DAY, not CVG. Way to CVG has traffic+long drive+parking sucks+etc.
Lots of North area Suburb people actually use DAY.

Good part about CVG is , you get to see the entire view of Cincinnati and river when there is a huge traffic at I-75.
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