[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

But you figure skated instead?

Band bro. Fear my manliness.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Band bro. Fear my manliness.

Omg. I'm speechless. Like, "one time, at band camp, JTodd experimented with dudes..." Band?

Or band like you were IN a band (< the number of members of Chicago)?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Omg. I'm speechless. Like, "one time, at band camp, JTodd experimented with dudes..." Band?

Or band like you were IN a band (< the number of members of Chicago)?

Actual photo of me from High School. Allegedly. I was a ladykiller.

[MKSixer]

The phallic nature of the clarinet as lovingly caressed by his squishy hands is the reason that this pic is something special. #togheytobelieve

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

The phallic nature of the clarinet as lovingly caressed by his squishy hands is the reason that this pic is something special. #togheytobelieve

I played the clarinet in band

[MKSixer]

In your hands the clarinet takes on an entirely different meaning. #muchbetter

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Actual photo of me from High School. Allegedly. I was a ladykiller.

Holy shit. Weren't you on Eight is Enough?

Edit: BTW, that quote is just scary. Did manhood involve touching manhood from other men (i.e. Band camp directors and Uncles)?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

The phallic nature of the clarinet as lovingly caressed by his squishy hands is the reason that this pic is something special. #togheytobelieve

My boy JTodd likes to wet the reed of woodwinds.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I played the clarinet in band

I would've rather imagined the flute instead.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I would've rather imagined the flute instead.

Is that because you're used to smaller....things?

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Is that because you're used to smaller....things?

Yeah, i think he grew up playing the recorder.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Is that because you're used to smaller....things?

Yeah, in the anus.

For real, it's because if you've seen a clarinet, you wouldn't want to have the mouthpiece go anywhere near a non-oral human orifice...the reed and the clamps would just tear tissue up like a cheese grater. Not a good image.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Yeah, i think he grew up playing the recorder.

How did you know? You play the whistle still right? Or is it the piccolo?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Yeah, i think he grew up playing the recorder.

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

How did you know? You play the whistle still right? Or is it the piccolo?

Wait, wait, wait... i may be mistaken but isn't this a conversation between an asian man and a black man?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Wait, wait, wait... i may be mistaken but isn't this a conversation between an asian man and a black man?

PoorLurker is Black?

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

PoorLurker is Black?

I thought he was Asian.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by duck fat

I thought he was Asian.

I'm playin.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by duck fat

I thought he was Asian.

Blackinese?

[PoorLurker]

Hi

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Hi

Lol.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Holy shit. Weren't you on Eight is Enough?

Edit: BTW, that quote is just scary. Did manhood involve touching manhood from other men (i.e. Band camp directors and Uncles)?

So close dude, but is actually far worse. You came out (a man) cuz you came in children. Duh.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

So close dude, but is actually far worse. You came out (a man) cuz you came in children. Duh.

Uhhhhh....JTodd! You took it too far bro!!!!!

I like it. You funny guy.

Nice Skunky avatar, bitch!