[1MOREMOD]

Pretty much, and that guys beard is weak

[Axius]

Moddy looks like a child molester now.

[1MOREMOD]

It is easier to get them into the van now

[Axius]

Who could resist a van that says free candy regardless?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

That's something a sinner who has sex before marriage would say.


I'm staying pure until marriage as the world intended.

I heard this before and it came from a monastry .
Dip your dick in holy water and wake up ASAP you monk !

[///M Power-Belgium]

I still think about yesterday . At work I fired someone.....

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I heard this before and it came from a monastry .
Dip your dick in holy water and wake up ASAP you monk !

I'm a child of God and will remain as such.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm a child of God and will remain as such.

Don't turn into baby Jesus !

I saw you finally became part of the Belgian Eburon tribe ?

You are welcome William to kick Caesars Roman ass !
I knew I could count on the US forces , but sharp your sword and ax ASAP !

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Don't turn into baby Jesus !

I saw you finally became part of the Belgian Eburon tribe ?

You are welcome William to kick Caesars Roman ass !
I knew I could count on the US forces , but sharp your sword and ax ASAP !

I could never amount to the man that baby Jesus was. I just want to replicate my life as he did his own.

It was from a dream I had last night brother. But I know that I am the true and real original Ambioricks, an entity told me so it has to be true. The picture you've posted before is false as it should be a statue of myself.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

It's a sad day in my household. My glorious beard is no more

What? Why?

[Axius]

Publicly announcing child molestation by implication.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

I could never amount to the man that baby Jesus was. I just want to replicate my life as he did his own.

It was from a dream I had last night brother. But I know that I am the true and real original Ambioricks, an entity told me so it has to be true. The picture you've posted before is false as it should be a statue of myself.

Not possible . There can be only one Ambiorix , and that's me in my avatar !
But if you have a sword you can let blood flow here on the map and not in Ohio .
Anyway you are welcome on the battlefield of your nightmares !
And I trully hope your balls are big enough to kick some Roman asses...

[Axius]

Beligica has a nice ring to it, kind of like Angelica. Might substitute that for Belgie. Not sure, kind of like both equally.

[shoei]

Defense rests... Lots of talk about penises and balls from you... Sandals and talking about penis and balls and ass and references to Ambiorix and how he and his men played hide and seek on the battlefields...

If it quacks like a duck and it walks like a duck..........

[Axius]

Then it's probably a duck.

BUT, If it waddles lopsided and quacks nonsense it's probably just a retarded duck.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

What? Why?

Spring approaches and crotchety old man is out i guess

[Aatish]

Pacquiao vs. Khan is a thing lol.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

Beligica has a nice ring to it, kind of like Angelica. Might substitute that for Belgie. Not sure, kind of like both equally.

*Angelica* is the first name of my cousin (no joke)
BTW...She's really cute my friend !

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by shoei

Defense rests... Lots of talk about penises and balls from you... Sandals and talking about penis and balls and ass and references to Ambiorix and how he and his men played hide and seek on the battlefields...

If it quacks like a duck and it walks like a duck..........

Dude you're 1/2 Asian and you have zero idea what happened here in 53 BC .
I think you belong on the Chinese wall...and I find it a nice piece of work.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Spring approaches and crotchety old man is out i guess

Does that translate to "wife wanted me to shave"?

I think no, but you're getting soft in your old age.

[F32Fleet]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Yes, but no kids which means sex is a go.

See, kids not married= no problem. Married no kids= no problem. Married with children =

Not always

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by F32Fleet

Not always

There are exceptions.