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      12-30-2016, 04:09 PM   #23
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Use more vacation time/better balance work/life

Get a couple projects done on the house once the glacier recedes

Stay away from crazy women

Be healthier/Save more money
Number three is sorted with internet porn. I'll hook you up with links since I apparently support my divorcing friends by providing them with activity material.

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O...k....but one doesn't seek out rappers for the next Nobel laureate.
Okay, you made me do this! This link is on you!



That's what happens when we give bad people mics. I swear I can not sing anything to save my life but I could fart better than that guy sings.

Cents is as talented as that guy is.
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I hear ye - was college level rugby player, school and club soccer player and raced road bikes and even off-road (what was called cross-country back then but basically mountain biking with narrow tires!!), all in late teens - even competed for the golf club etc. Was prob fittest ever though like you in my time in the military. Current goal is to just get my ass in gear (read time!) with just two sports right now it would be a win in my book - need to get my rear in gear this year! That was terrible
Rugby is an awesome sport. The only one designed for the viewers (women).

Lol, our tests were in two class, explosive speed and then stamina. I remember puking after doing situps for 10 minutes but I can't remember doing them at all for a minute. I was slow on stamina. Really slow

Let's make a bet, Ciara! Now that my ankle allows running again, I'll be in the low 3km cooper routine by April, and you have to make time to read a book per week?

The winner will get something awesome, like a goat sent to a third world country in their honor?
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^Hellz no I'm not clicking that! Like I said, I just like his quote, that's it.
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You dont own a car? What brought you to this forum? just curious
I sold Peter when I moved from the USA, and I'm a sentimental fool, so not buying an other till I've processed the loss.

Peter was an F82, which I drove through USA, Canada and even California for fun. My toyboy deserved me disowning all other vehicles at my disposal.
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^Hellz no I'm not clicking that! Like I said, I just like his quote, that's it.
Click it you mother fucking smart Canadian!!

Banned for refusing to be tortured.

It's bohemian rhapsody! Nobody would sing it if they couldn't, right?
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^Hellz no I'm not clicking that! Like I said, I just like his quote, that's it.
Click it bitch!

Click it or we'll get our new president to send the rhode island national guard up to conquer your province and water board you

j/k....just messing.....you're ok

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^Hellz no I'm not clicking that! Like I said, I just like his quote, that's it.
Disregard my previous comment. I just watched Elton John and axel rose, and a few others trying to own that song. I now feel bad for the guy who had no idea what he was doing since besides Elton, nobody does.

You're off the hook.

(but I just need you all to know Freddy Mercury was my man. The love affair we have is eternal and him being mildly gay and me being 9 when he died does not mean he is not the sexiest man ever!)
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Click it bitch!

Click it or we'll get our new president to send the rhode island national guard up to conquer your province and water board you

j/k....just messing.....you're ok

I've seen you use some nasty words and some faul plays but man this was just mean. Really mean!

Happy new years jpnh, we are doing the whole 1914 thing till after new years right?
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2, beat my 15 year old self in a physiques test.

7. Buy a car.
I'll race you to these.
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Click it you mother fucking smart Canadian!!

Banned for refusing to be tortured.

It's bohemian rhapsody! Nobody would sing it if they couldn't, right?
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Click it bitch!

Click it or we'll get our new president to send the rhode island national guard up to conquer your province and water board you

j/k....just messing.....you're ok

LMAO. You guys cracked me up. How come I don't hang here more often?


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Disregard my previous comment. I just watched Elton John and axel rose, and a few others trying to own that song. I now feel bad for the guy who had no idea what he was doing since besides Elton, nobody does.

You're off the hook.

(but I just need you all to know Freddy Mercury was my man. The love affair we have is eternal and him being mildly gay and me being 9 when he died does not mean he is not the sexiest man ever!)
Dude....tmi...not that there's anything wrong w/ being gay.

However, how can anyone say Freddy was 'mildly' anything? The guy was as extravagant/larger-than-life as they come!
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I've seen you use some nasty words and some faul plays but man this was just mean. Really mean!
Just trying to be playful and make the sarcasm overt......hopefully I succeeded

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IHappy new years jpnh, we are doing the whole 1914 thing till after new years right?




Happy New Years to you too Lups!
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I'll race you to these.
I beat you both on the car.....I got it for XMAS...well....a week or so before actually

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LMAO. You guys cracked me up. How come I don't hang here more often?


Dude....tmi...not that there's anything wrong w/ being gay.

However, how can anyone say Freddy was 'mildly' anything? The guy was as extravagant/larger-than-life as they come!
I was born a female and I haven't improved much in that sector since, so I have the world wide bp claim on him!

Now fuck off if you're trying to make my love affair with a mildly dead man seem weird!
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You seem to have a fetish w/ that word "mildly" lol.
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Just trying to be playful and make the sarcasm overt......hopefully I succeeded







Happy New Years to you too Lups!
You did good, I'm still pissed you didnt catch my slightly "running for the president of the universe" speech back in the internet thread. I actually have a sense of humor too, which I use seldom.

Btw, that clip can't be played here since copyrights. I'm sure you get the irony in that too.

Happy new year Jpnh! (which is john according to my phone. But close enough)
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You seem to have a fetish w/ that word "mildly" lol.
That's not a fetish, yet.

But with the word indeed I have something going on. In spoken language especially. So fucking sad but put it in a sentence or use it as a question and I fucking swear I melt.

Before this post, three people knew my tiny weakness.
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Bench 315
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Deadlift 495
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Jerk 315
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I'd take those numbers also.
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I'll race you to these.
We need rules and a bet that has a goat at stake!

Happy 2017 Tonka, I hope it's a good one for you too.
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I'd take those numbers also.
Lol, hold on. I'll calculate, the damn fitness fanatic I married seems to have a diary too.

Edit: Does it Finnish, I have no clue which would be which so I'll just admit i was at a gym the last time 18 years ago, and that I have no clue what you guys lift there
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I'll race you to these.
We need rules and a bet that has a goat at stake!

Happy 2017 Tonka, I hope it's a good one for you too.
I wish you a wonderful new year as well.

But as my opponent, you're going down!
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Oh, as for 2017 resolutions.

Save more money.

Make sure parents are taken care of.

Get laid.
that getting laid part is tricky. Set some goals that can be reached.
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I wish you a wonderful new year as well.

But as my opponent, you're going down!
The bet is a goat? You have some records saved from your glory days? For sure, I'm in the worst shape ever. Three years after injury my ankle works again but those jumps ill never make. Abs, yes, back muscles yes. The pole things yes. But the jumping will basically kill me trying.

But let's make this a bet, shall we?

Losers must post the worst pic from their old days in order for the winner to buy a few goats?
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Lol, hold on. I'll calculate, the damn fitness fanatic I married seems to have a diary too.

Edit: Does it Finnish, I have no clue which would be which so I'll just admit i was at a gym the last time 18 years ago, and that I have no clue what you guys lift there
Anna, in 2017 we need to find better potatoes !
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Anna, in 2017 we need to find better potatoes !
Yes. Fuck yes. And we two need to exchange recipes. The potato dish I do for Christmas is something you might consider for a dinner with friends. I'm telling you, it is the shit. Asparagus and beef on the side, and it compliments them all.


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If you can get the right potatoes.
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