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He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.” “Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?” “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.” Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”
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12-06-2016, 01:41 PM | #43853 | |
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12-06-2016, 02:15 PM | #43855 |
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Drove this morning 4:30 AM to work on roads covered with ice..
I drove past several BMWs . No doubt my Mini is the winter champ !
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12-06-2016, 02:38 PM | #43856 |
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Todays flight delayed 3 hours caused by heavy fog in Munich and also into Frankfurt, bummer!
This heavy fog you would encounter only a few days over the year but today I was on duty and guess what? Today was such a day
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12-06-2016, 03:33 PM | #43857 | |
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12-06-2016, 06:27 PM | #43858 |
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I'm beginning to think the checkout girl at chipotle has a crush on me. I stop in there every Tuesday night to pick up dinner and for the past NINE times, she's only charge me for one bowl when I purchased two.
She puts both bowls in the register then scans a buy one get one free card. I give her an extra nice smile and thank you. She says a standard you're welcome and shyly looks away. :
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12-06-2016, 11:04 PM | #43860 |
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Well, yeah. That takes care of just about anything.
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It's time. Departing for PA next Friday to bring her home. At least the configurator updated with what I actually ordered it with. Looks much better now. |
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