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      12-05-2016, 07:12 PM   #43847
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He makes it himself, if you catch my drift
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      12-05-2016, 07:30 PM   #43848
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@Axius I'm gonna get you six gifts this year so I can do this[IMG]https://plainmagazine.com/wp-content...ing-ideas9.jpg[/IMG]
I would be fine with 4 gifts.

No need for tomato or lettuce. Just the good stuff please. (that of course includes Axius' special sauce)
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      12-06-2016, 06:51 AM   #43849
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Man, were Billup still around, I bet he could draw you some cool filler!
All my PM's to mods to free him must be getting ignored.

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I vote for a coilover tattoo. Saw a calf tat that looked like suspension with skin peeled back. Was pretty cool.
I've seen a few iterations of that, whether it be a camshaft, coilover, piston, rod, etc., was thinking more like clock gears or something intricate looking.


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@Axius I'm gonna get you six gifts this year so I can do this[IMG]https://plainmagazine.com/wp-content...ing-ideas9.jpg[/IMG]
UHHHHH, those boxes are enough of a present. I would gladly display those boxes next to my vagina coloring book!
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      12-06-2016, 08:25 AM   #43850
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He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.” “Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?” “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.” Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".
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      12-06-2016, 01:41 PM   #43853
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He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston." He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.” “Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?” “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.” Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".
Are we on Literotica?
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Are we on Literotica?
Just finished reading some old documents about the French brigade and started feeling a little frisky... if ya kno what I meannnnnn
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      12-06-2016, 02:15 PM   #43855
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This heavy fog you would encounter only a few days over the year but today I was on duty and guess what? Today was such a day
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Just finished reading some old documents about the French brigade and started feeling a little frisky... if ya kno what I meannnnnn
You're referring to the pack of stocky dogs that ride skateboards in California, right?

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      12-06-2016, 06:27 PM   #43858
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I'm beginning to think the checkout girl at chipotle has a crush on me. I stop in there every Tuesday night to pick up dinner and for the past NINE times, she's only charge me for one bowl when I purchased two.

She puts both bowls in the register then scans a buy one get one free card. I give her an extra nice smile and thank you. She says a standard you're welcome and shyly looks away. :
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      12-06-2016, 06:53 PM   #43859
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Next time instead of card or cash just throw your dick on the counter and say,"this should take care of it".
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Next time instead of card or cash just throw your dick on the counter and say,"this should take care of it".
Well, yeah. That takes care of just about anything.
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Next time instead of card or cash just throw your dick on the counter and say,"this should take care of it".
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I'm beginning to think the checkout girl at chipotle has a crush on me. I stop in there every Tuesday night to pick up dinner and for the past NINE times, she's only charge me for one bowl when I purchased two.

She puts both bowls in the register then scans a buy one get one free card. I give her an extra nice smile and thank you. She says a standard you're welcome and shyly looks away. :
She's hustling on a personal rewards card, so in the end she's sheepishly making away with them Chipotlepoints Gold Member Rewards while all you get is an extra bowl.


Come on man, where's your head at!
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@Axius I'm gonna get you six gifts this year so I can do this[IMG]https://plainmagazine.com/wp-content...ing-ideas9.jpg[/IMG]
None of those look machete shaped or katana shaped. Are you losing your edge? (see what I did there)
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I'm beginning to think the checkout girl at chipotle has a crush on me. I stop in there every Tuesday night to pick up dinner and for the past NINE times, she's only charge me for one bowl when I purchased two.

She puts both bowls in the register then scans a buy one get one free card. I give her an extra nice smile and thank you. She says a standard you're welcome and shyly looks away. :
She's hustling on a personal rewards card, so in the end she's sheepishly making away with them Chipotlepoints Gold Member Rewards while all you get is an extra bowl.


Come on man, where's your head at!
In my free bowl!
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In my free bowl!
And the best part is..., I know that free bowl tastes 100x better than the one you had to pay for.
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None of those look machete shaped or katana shaped. Are you losing your edge? (see what I did there)
Two of them contain the information for bank accounts I've opened: one has $1, the other has $29,999,999. One of these is filled with flesh-eating bacteria. One of them contains the most delicious bacon known to mankind. One of them contains the most delicious bacon known to mankind, but is laced with plutonium. One box contains a bomb that will go off within 6 minutes of delivery, unless the proper code is entered. The final box contains the code for the bomb, and is filled with poisonous gas. Each box is weighted so that every package feels the same.
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