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      11-16-2015, 05:09 PM   #89
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      11-16-2015, 05:15 PM   #90
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What kind of girl do you take me for?
Do you like the word desperate?
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      11-16-2015, 05:24 PM   #91
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I'm gonna go ahead and accept that as an application.
This means I can live with Tonka AND ASB?? Naked extreme sports Tuesdays...?
Now - it's a PARTY
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No, I don't like that word at all actually....




I love it.
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      11-16-2015, 05:34 PM   #93
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This reminds me of one of my old roommates. Half asian, super genius (PhD), very organized, woke up ~4am every day to do dishes and clean before any of us were awake, folded blankets, occasionally cooked us meals. It was amazing.
I shared a bathroom with him for 2 years and never saw any of his stuff since he always carried it in and out.

Although, this personality type came with some 'quirks'.

Can I join Tonka Town? I'll fix all your crap.
Uh... what kind of quirks? Will I soon discover these about myself?

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I guess as long as they only shave my chest and back hair, I can live with it.
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      11-16-2015, 05:39 PM   #94
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I guess as long as they only shave my chest and back hair, I can live with it.
I'll make sure to shave cute patterns in the back hair just above the belt line....in that sexy part of your back

The chest hair stays!!!
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      11-16-2015, 05:41 PM   #95
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I'll make sure to shave cute patterns in the back hair just above the belt line....in that sexy part of your back

The chest hair stays!!!
A hair tramp stamp, I like the way you think.

Good, I was worried my belly button would get cold.
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      11-16-2015, 05:49 PM   #96
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Here she is, I call her Betty White. She's my main ho for the day, but need to return her tomorrow for a "car" of some sort.


I'm thinking of hanging up some LED christmas lights inside and just driving around town while I bake the fuck out of it blaring christmas music through town.
Oh wow bro , your driving around in a whale ?
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Uh... what kind of quirks? Will I soon discover these about myself?
AAAAHHHHHHH HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT HIS MUSTACHE!!!!!

He dislikes having his face shown in pictures, which I'm sure you can relate to. I have this glorious picture in the archives as evidence. He wouldn't pose for it, even though he had just finished saying, "Everyone should have a little Asian Helper!"

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I'll kick it with ///M Power-Belgium dont make me regret this decision
Appreciate your choise bro and actually you have chosen the best out of the best !
But think twice...I like only pussy , don't get me wrong ..and hope you too .
We could hang and bang out in the local gym twice a day and drink lots of protein shakes ...
But watch out for me for the moment I'm very close to my top shape wich means you need to work out with an animal and I'm eating also this way !
And after 3 weeks you would not be able to recognize yourself when you hit the mirror !
But after those 3 weeks of torture we could have a couple of days of party and chase the local hot chicks ...

But after these 3 weeks I would call C5driver and would spend a couple of weeks for my investigation work and discover the real thing ...
But I'm sure and without that I saw C5driver we would like each other ..
And the next level depends of the ........
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Appreciate your choise bro and actually you have chosen the best out of the best !
But think twice...I like only pussy , don't get me wrong ..and hope you too .
We could hang and bang out in the local gym twice a day and drink lots of protein shakes ...
But watch out for me for the moment I'm very close to my top shape wich means you need to work out with an animal and I'm eating also this way !
And after 3 weeks you would not be able to recognize yourself when you hit the mirror !
But after those 3 weeks of torture we could have a couple of days of party and chase the local hot chicks ...

But after these 3 weeks I would call C5driver and would spend a couple of weeks for my investigation work and discover the real thing ...
But I'm sure and without that I saw C5driver we would like each other ..
And the next level depends of the ........

Heck yeah!

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But after these 3 weeks I would call C5driver and would spend a couple of weeks for my investigation work and discover the real thing ...
But I'm sure and without that I saw C5driver we would like each other ..
And the next level depends of the ........
Ahem...
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Oh wow bro , your driving around in a whale ?
Only until tomorrow after work. Turning into a shaggin wagon. Gunna fuck lots of whores and sluts in it.
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      11-16-2015, 06:35 PM   #102
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Biorin stop fishing for votes!

Now, Biorin and I will get our own house, we need four slaves. Applications are accepted.
Sorry, Biorin already has a place to stay. Asb and I will keep the razors at the ready.

RJ is in as well. That leaves one more bedroom. Pool boy perhaps?

We've got food, dishes, music, farm animals, handy man, plenty of guns and ammo, mechanic, ..... Not sure what else we need.
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Sorry, Biorin already has a place to stay. Asb and I will keep the razors at the ready.

RJ is in as well. That leaves one more bedroom. Pool boy perhaps?

We've got food, dishes, music, farm animals, handy man, plenty of guns and ammo, mechanic, ..... Not sure what else we need.
Dude, pool boy is MY fucking spot. I fit the best.
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Only until tomorrow after work. Turning into a shaggin wagon. Gunna fuck lots of whores and sluts in it.
So sadly no time to tune the thing ?
Yeah for hookers and crack sluts room enough ..
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Heck yeah!

Hell no my friend , 0 match !
Those 2 look like fucking gays...
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Heck yeah!

Hell no my friend , 0 match !
Those 2 look like fucking gays...
Oh the irony... The bittersweet irony in this one post...
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So sadly no time to tune the thing ?
Yeah for hookers and crack sluts room enough ..
Staged out of the box, thing slams going from first to second, then...., it basically stays slammed in second. Jolly good time.


Somewhat decent at climbing curbs, but not the best. Grand Caravan has it beat so far.
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Dude, pool boy is MY fucking spot. I fit the best.
Is that an application?

I'm not sure how i feel about bunking with a dude and having 3 other dudes live in the house.

I think we need at least one chick. There's gonna be lots of laundry.
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Is that an application?

I'm not sure how i feel about bunking with a dude and having 3 other dudes live in the house.

I think we need at least one chick. There's gonna be lots of laundry.
I only wear clothes in the office (stupid HR rules and shit) - otherwise I'm o'natural...

...nutscapes and all
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