BMW 1-Series Forum (F20) 135i - 1Addicts.com > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board > Bimmerpost Roommate Game
Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      11-16-2015, 01:45 PM   #45
C5driver
Major
C5driver's Avatar
3471
Rep
1,125
Posts

Drives: 55...just kidding.
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: 33.6167° N, 117.8975° W

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups
Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleWede View Post
While stroking your hair each night as we feasted on peppers would be great, you don't get anywhere near enough sleep Lups so I have to stick with Ax. Bedtime at 9:30 is perfect!!!
In a popularity contest I am not clearly winning.

Quote:
Originally Posted by C5driver View Post
We have a suite with one hell of a view so there's plenty of room, A. Bring some Vodka and limes and don't be late.
Absolut? Why on earth would a Finn bring Swedish vodka? Finlandia all the way dork and I will be late since you guys suck at directions!
NO Absolut! RIF... Finlandia, Belvedere, goose, stoli...all good.

I'm Candy...you'll be on time.
Appreciate 0
      11-16-2015, 01:47 PM   #46
Joekerr
Banned
7929
Rep
1,923
Posts

Drives: 2017 Audi S6
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto, ON

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
I'm more interested if the knife stay in the hand!
I suspect anyone who has to live with you would always have a knife in hand.

Whether they use it or not depends on their level of self control.
Appreciate 1
      11-16-2015, 01:48 PM   #47
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4202
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by C5driver View Post
You know...some dark side of me would actually like to see that happen, and posted on WS.
I would 150% absolutely sign up to be on the show, just to fulfill your dark side.
Appreciate 1
      11-16-2015, 01:48 PM   #48
shoei
Banned
7779
Rep
2,602
Posts

Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Peeing in your garden

iTrader: (3)

shots fired !! shots fired !!!
Appreciate 1
      11-16-2015, 01:50 PM   #49
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11825
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by C5driver View Post
NO Absolut! RIF... Finlandia, Belvedere, goose, stoli...all good.

I'm Candy...you'll be on time.
Haha! I had forgotten you know how to direct me!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
I suspect anyone who has to live with you would always have a knife in hand.

Whether they use it or not depends on their level of self control.
Oh joekerr you know me so well!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      11-16-2015, 01:51 PM   #50
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4202
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

I just found out my rental for today is a 15 person van...,




can one of you, any of you, please come and shoot me?
Appreciate 2
      11-16-2015, 01:54 PM   #51
Biorin
Lieutenant
Biorin's Avatar
2785
Rep
421
Posts

Drives: to get cheeseburgers
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Sweatervests & Range Rovers

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
I just found out my rental for today is a 15 person van...,




can one of you, any of you, please come and shoot me?
Park outside a playground and just sit there watching for a while.
Appreciate 2
      11-16-2015, 01:55 PM   #52
RJ_
Baby-faced Assassin
RJ_'s Avatar
No_Country
1203
Rep
152
Posts

Drives: when car isn't broke.
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Department of the Posterior

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
I just found out my rental for today is a 15 person van...,




can one of you, any of you, please come and shoot me?
They're just preparing you for the new show. Your mission is to drive around the country picking up all of us! I'll start looking for the crash pad.
Appreciate 0
      11-16-2015, 01:55 PM   #53
C5driver
Major
C5driver's Avatar
3471
Rep
1,125
Posts

Drives: 55...just kidding.
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: 33.6167° N, 117.8975° W

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Biorin
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
I just found out my rental for today is a 15 person van...,




can one of you, any of you, please come and shoot me?
Park outside a playground and just sit there watching for a while.
Bring a shake weight...
Appreciate 2
      11-16-2015, 02:00 PM   #54
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11825
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
I just found out my rental for today is a 15 person van...,




can one of you, any of you, please come and shoot me?
Pics!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 1
      11-16-2015, 02:02 PM   #55
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4202
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Biorin View Post
Park outside a playground and just sit there watching for a while.
I've really been tempted to go to Walmart to get a pack of those magnet letters just to spell "FREE CANDY" to put on the side.


I'm actually really hoping they show up with this van, it sounds like it could be a lot of fun.
Appreciate 0
      11-16-2015, 02:03 PM   #56
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4202
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by RJ_ View Post
They're just preparing you for the new show. Your mission is to drive around the country picking up all of us! I'll start looking for the crash pad.
Dude, I get a 15 person van and you think I'm going to be a fucking chauffeur for people who clearly don't want to be my roomies?

Fuck no.



I'm starting my own college bang bus!
Appreciate 0
      11-16-2015, 02:07 PM   #57
Biorin
Lieutenant
Biorin's Avatar
2785
Rep
421
Posts

Drives: to get cheeseburgers
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Sweatervests & Range Rovers

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
Dude, I get a 15 person van and you think I'm going to be a fucking chauffeur for people who clearly don't want to be my roomies?

Fuck no.



I'm starting my own college bang bus!
Every time I hear the word "bus" I automatically think "bang bus??" The internet has ruined me.
Appreciate 5
      11-16-2015, 02:13 PM   #58
shoei
Banned
7779
Rep
2,602
Posts

Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Peeing in your garden

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Biorin
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
Dude, I get a 15 person van and you think I'm going to be a fucking chauffeur for people who clearly don't want to be my roomies?

Fuck no.



I'm starting my own college bang bus!
Every time I hear the word "bus" I automatically think "bang bus??" The internet has ruined me.
Ahh yes, I know the feeling quite well... Not the bang bus but Internet ruining lives... Take for instance, something as harmless as waffles... No, not the resident pet Waffles but the actual buttery waffles... Someone, somewhere, a long time ago convinced me to look at blue waffles and I have never been able to eat waffles ever since... Ruined, forever...
Appreciate 0
      11-16-2015, 02:13 PM   #59
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4202
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Biorin View Post
Every time I hear the word "bus" I automatically think "bang bus??" The internet has ruined me.
It's either going to be a Bang Bus or a GRape Van.


Still not sure which, they both sound like tons of fun.
Appreciate 0
      11-16-2015, 02:15 PM   #60
shoei
Banned
7779
Rep
2,602
Posts

Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Peeing in your garden

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius
Quote:
Originally Posted by Biorin View Post
Every time I hear the word "bus" I automatically think "bang bus??" The internet has ruined me.
It's either going to be a Bang Bus or a GRape Van.


Still not sure which, they both sound like tons of fun.
It's a 15 passenger van, I feel like you could combine the two safely?
Appreciate 0
      11-16-2015, 02:22 PM   #61
EALm4
Colonel
EALm4's Avatar
United_States
3347
Rep
2,009
Posts

Drives: SO 16' M4
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Baltimore

iTrader: (1)

I'll kick it with ///M Power-Belgium dont make me regret this decision
Appreciate 2
      11-16-2015, 02:26 PM   #62
C5driver
Major
C5driver's Avatar
3471
Rep
1,125
Posts

Drives: 55...just kidding.
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: 33.6167° N, 117.8975° W

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by EALm4 View Post
I'll kick it with ///M Power-Belgium dont make me regret this decision
Appreciate 3
      11-16-2015, 02:30 PM   #63
Biorin
Lieutenant
Biorin's Avatar
2785
Rep
421
Posts

Drives: to get cheeseburgers
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Sweatervests & Range Rovers

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by C5driver View Post
When I was home from college I taped this under the lid of every toilet at my mom's house... I'm extremely mature.
Appreciate 0
      11-16-2015, 02:32 PM   #64
C5driver
Major
C5driver's Avatar
3471
Rep
1,125
Posts

Drives: 55...just kidding.
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: 33.6167° N, 117.8975° W

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Biorin View Post
When I was home from college I taped this under the lid of every toilet at my mom's house... I'm extremely mature.
Hmmmm...I'm going to do this at TFL.
Appreciate 1
      11-16-2015, 02:34 PM   #65
RJ_
Baby-faced Assassin
RJ_'s Avatar
No_Country
1203
Rep
152
Posts

Drives: when car isn't broke.
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Department of the Posterior

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
Dude, I get a 15 person van and you think I'm going to be a fucking chauffeur for people who clearly don't want to be my roomies?

Fuck no.
You're looking at this the wrong way. You're not the chauffeur, you're the pilot of the most increasingly ridiculous road trip ever.

Pick up Baby Belle and ASB first and I'm sure your outlook of the adventure will change with your adorable copilot.
Appreciate 0
      11-16-2015, 03:01 PM   #66
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6058
Rep
2,294
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
If you had to find temporary room and board in a new town.....who would you pick as a roommate from Bimmerpost, and why??
To switch it up, my make believe OT house is 4bed 4bath 4car garage with a spa & pool, heated for year round use.

I'll currently accepting roommate applications.



Fully expecting crickets or cause no one wants to move to Florida.
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 0
Post Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:10 PM.




1addicts
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST