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      10-24-2016, 10:40 AM   #45
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It's not the failure of basic directional skills that kills me, it's the use of the phone to cry to me instead of opening up the maps app. Mindblower.
When asked, I always give the wrong home address. Come on now, if you don't know the address, you haven't been coming here long enough to warrant a return.
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We have an agreement that I buy when we go out to eat and she buys for at home meals. This works out significantly in her favor.
But she'll still say, "I pay for all the groceries!" like I don't contribute at all.
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^^ we too had a money talk recently.

"I got your bank statement for the month. It shows you spent 50k. So tell me, how does one spent 50 in a month?!"

I transferred money from an account I never use to my portfolio account but I told him I bought dildos designed after an elephant.

Fucking idiot man... I never spend any money at all.
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I transferred money from an account I never use to my portfolio account.
And here OT *thought* we were helping out poor families and sending them goats for Christmas.
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And here OT *thought* we were helping out poor families and sending them goats for Christmas.
Right, thanks for that.

I'm not sure which I enjoyed more; your donation or the photos!!

Lol, all my accounts are non paper ones, except that one. Well I managed to first put money to that and then get a statement sent home after the withdrawal.

I'm not used to answering financial questions and we both are extremely tight with money so when he opened that by accident and I was JUST DYING WITH MY COLD!!! my adult side came to play.

I'm pretty sure I should just shut up now. It's clear he could take over this thread with tales about me.
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      10-24-2016, 04:27 PM   #50
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It's clear he could take over this thread with tales about me.
Oh, please won't you direct him here? Pretty please? Please in Finnish?

It could be extremely entertaining and just think - according to what I've gleaned from your posts, he never talks. This could be Step 1 in a two step process to getting him to talk.

Step 1: He writes down his thoughts here.

Step 2: He articulates them verbally (later, much later). But given Step 1, you'd already know.

Benefits both parties!
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Oh, please won't you direct him here? Pretty please? Please in Finnish?

It could be extremely entertaining and just think - according to what I've gleaned from your posts, he never talks. This could be Step 1 in a two step process to getting him to talk.

Step 1: He writes down his thoughts here.

Step 2: He articulates them verbally (later, much later). But given Step 1, you'd already know.

Benefits both parties!
Oh fuck off!!!

We are old, and nerds!! Texting is too new to us! I've had a cellphone since 1996, and I've had the same guy since 2005 (not sure but...) and in that time he has called me three times per year.

All our conversations always happen in text. We email about the kids and we even have emails about cars and since this is a writing community, hell my image would be ruined in seconds.

How cruel can a joekerr be?
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