[Esteban]

🧙

[Maynard]

In NYC it would have a double-deck bunk bed installed, so you could split the $5k/month rent.

[Lady Jane]

A long list...

[Murf the Surf]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

A long list...


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When I was on the job working 12 Division I told everyone I worked with that if I got shot in the parking lot of NWG to make sure they take me to another hospital.

[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by Murf the Surf

When I was on the job working 12 Division I told everyone I worked with that if I got shot in the parking lot of NWG to make sure they take me to another hospital.

You mean NYG ? (North York General)

[Murf the Surf]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

You mean NYG ? (North York General)

Northwestern, it's now closed. Keele south of Lawrence.

[Murf the Surf]

[Murf the Surf]

[pikkagtr]

[Buug959]

Originally Posted by Murf the Surf

I'm not sure you got the right photo. This one may be better.

[Esteban]

💓

[Buug959]

GFR

[Lady Jane]

Me in ER, when a resident

with days of experience

tries to dumb me down.

I won't tell you what happens next...

[CarsAndGuitars]

[CarsAndGuitars]

[CarsAndGuitars]

[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by Murf the Surf

I don't understand the controversy. Bud Lite® has been identifying as beer for decades. Maybe it's the Guinness talking.

[3798j]

The musings of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popu, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work

[CarsAndGuitars]

Funny but many are not steven wright

[Murf the Surf]

Wow.

[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by Murf the Surf

Wow.

Could also be attributed to an ex-wife.

[Murf the Surf]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Could also be attributed to an ex-wife.

Either of them.