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      12-02-2015, 02:19 PM   #1233
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I LOVE FUCKING BOOBS.
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      12-02-2015, 02:21 PM   #1234
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To follow my own suggestion, I like:
funny things (the worse the joke, the better)
edible things
thoughtful/creative things
warm things
weird things

As an example, I have Darth Vader floormats in my car.
Damnit! At least it's an easy return with Amazon.
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      12-02-2015, 03:50 PM   #1235
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Stop going through my bra drawer.
Never. I'm great at knowing breast sizes. It's one of my many talents, and I like yours. A+.

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So quit saying wrong shit. I'm just the consequence...
It's not wrong, you're just OVERcorrecting me, which is fucking rude by the way.
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I FUCKING LOVE BOOBS.
You wouldn't know what to do with them.
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      12-02-2015, 04:03 PM   #1237
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You wouldn't know what to do with them.
Kick em, slap em, pinch em, bounce em, milk em, fuck em, suck em.
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Girls who show too much gum when they smile....

Please stop.
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      12-02-2015, 07:10 PM   #1239
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Girls who show too much gum when they smile....

Please stop.
Gummy smile, that's an automatic left swipe.
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Girls who show too much gum when they smile....

Please stop.


I don't think they do it on purpose.
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Girls who show too much gum when they smile....

Please stop.
Gummy smile, that's an automatic left swipe.
HAHAHA I was looking at tinder that made me think that.

It's like, bitch take a class on smiling 101
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      12-02-2015, 07:15 PM   #1242
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Girls who show too much gum when they smile....

Please stop.
*checking in the mirror*

Ok phew
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HAHAHA I was looking at tinder that made me think that.

It's like, bitch take a class on smiling 101
All I see

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HAHAHA I was looking at tinder that made me think that.

It's like, bitch take a class on smiling 101
All I see

There's a surgery for that
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Girls who show too much gum when they smile....

Please stop.
*checking in the mirror*

Ok phew
Big smile like yours is perfectly fine.

It's the opposite of a perfect blowjob- in this case, teeth are fine, gums are not.
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      12-02-2015, 07:55 PM   #1246
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Big smile like yours is perfectly fine.

It's the opposite of a perfect blowjob- in this case, teeth are fine, gums are not.
So good to have you around, new member.
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      12-02-2015, 07:59 PM   #1247
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Girls who show too much gum when they smile....

Please stop.
That is so messed up!
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      12-02-2015, 08:00 PM   #1248
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There's a surgery for that
Yeah and do you know how painful that is?? I had that done but not because of too much gum.
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Girls who show too much gum when they smile....

Please stop.
That is so messed up!
Boohoo.



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      12-02-2015, 08:01 PM   #1250
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There's a surgery for that
Yeah and do you know how painful that is?? I had that done but not because of too much gum.
Beauty is pain, Sara. You should know this.
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Big smile like yours is perfectly fine.

It's the opposite of a perfect blowjob- in this case, teeth are fine, gums are not.
So good to have you around, new member.
You are all just so welcoming.

Not sure what the obsession over goats is though. Missed the boat on that.

I'm more of an emperor penguin type of guy.
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      12-02-2015, 08:03 PM   #1252
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Beauty is pain, Sara. You should know this.
Yeah I know Ive had more work than anyone here and still not finished
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      12-02-2015, 08:04 PM   #1253
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Boohoo.



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Pool boys been replaced. I've upgraded
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      12-02-2015, 08:04 PM   #1254
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Beauty is pain, Sara. You should know this.
Yeah I know Ive had more work than anyone here and still not finished
That's tragic.

I personally, love myself.

All natty here brah.
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