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      01-13-2017, 10:06 AM   #45233
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Had to quote these in tandem, was too good to pass up.




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TRIGGERED.
Oh I'm sorry... the sound of rattling cans in surround sound being dragged behind a car??

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I didn't realize any of this shit was said until after I posted. SMFH
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Oh I'm sorry... the sound of rattling cans in surround sound being dragged behind a car??

You rat bastard!
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So that's what you've named your penis? "The Kill Box" ??
For all the pussy I slay.



That's to say, not a lot. I like cats.
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      01-13-2017, 10:13 AM   #45240
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So that's what you've named your penis? "The Kill Box" ??
For all the pussy I slay.
If I count to 100, I may not say something I could possibly regret later...

1... 2... 3... 4......
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See... you ain't even have to go there smh.
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      01-13-2017, 10:19 AM   #45245
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He's over there just having tons of old wrinkly moth ball smelling sex...., lucky bastard.
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
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Ok, now post a video of the top ten best sounding cars you can actually afford.

I'll wait.
Whatever the fuck those cars may be, I can assure you that none of them will have red wheels tho?
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Not too much really. The last track event of the year was the only event it didn't rain. Track conditions were perfect. Managed to crush my previous personal best lap time by 5 seconds.

After that event, installed my headers and tuned it. Slapped it on the dyno and it made 309 whp. Not bad numbers but the car kept pulling timing. Frank over at TTFS believes it is due to the spark plugs. Running factory plugs when these cars really need to run plugs that are one step colder when modified. Going to change the plugs over the winter and put it back on the dyno.



Video of exhaust after headers.


Currently looking into supercharging the M Roadster. I actually have someone that really wants to buy it but I'm not sure I want to part with it yet.

I told myself that I'm not going to buy another car this year since I've bought something every year for the past three years. But, if I were a betting man, I would bet against myself.
Sounds great! 309 is a god number with factory plugs. You shoulda known better than to use them, jackass!!:roll eyes:

I'm a little disappointed.

You are, however redeemed with the 5 second lap time improvement. Did you finally take the dead hookers out of the trunk?
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Ok, now post a video of the top ten best sounding cars you can actually afford.

I'll wait.
Does SmartCar even make that many models?
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You rang?
You're always on call. I can think of about 4 people off the top of my head that require this service!!

Are you in mid-town? I have meetings there on Thursday.
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Yes. My biz partner just got one! They can even be modded. You can pick up about 12 HP LOL!!!
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Does SmartCar even make that many models?
Yes. My biz partner just got one! They can even be modded. You can pick up about 12 HP LOL!!!
Actually was really surprised to find out that benz manufacturers those tiny little fuckers... When I was at the dealership, I thought they were just being used as golf carts to get from one side of the dealership to the other...

Now, we just wait to see moddie cram himself into one of them...
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Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
And it's unprotected, none of that nasty premium latex smell.
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