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      01-12-2017, 04:05 PM   #45167
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God, you are worse than a woman. I am not a mind reader!!!! I have enough problems with all the voices IN my head, I can't figure out what the hell you are thinking if you don't communicate with me. See, this here is exactly the kind of thing I avoid by staying safely in the basement.

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God, you are worse than a woman. I am not a mind reader!!!! I have enough problems with all the voices IN my head, I can't figure out what the hell you are thinking if you don't communicate with me. See, this here is exactly the kind of thing I avoid by staying safely in the basement.

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WE aren't going to drive down that lane in the Packard again are WE?
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      01-12-2017, 05:16 PM   #45169
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WE aren't going to drive down that lane in the Packard again are WE?
Does your Packard have red wheels? Don't want to piss off shoei or ASB.

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      01-12-2017, 05:52 PM   #45170
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Does your Packard have red wheels? Don't want to piss off shoei or ASB.

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Mini's rule.
Yeah my friend ...How are you Philippe ?
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      01-12-2017, 07:51 PM   #45173
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Where other cars screw MINI rules !
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      01-12-2017, 07:57 PM   #45174
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This sounds fucking awesome. THUNDERSNOW. I think I've found my new username for... everything.
You don't believe it Biorin ! But the shit started over here..

"Thundersnow" is kinda shit like this...



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      01-12-2017, 10:42 PM   #45175
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So....I happened to be at the BMW dealer today and ran into one of my BMW car buddies (He has a 2015 M4 with many extras)...

We are chatting about why each other just happened to be at the dealership...

I'm there to drop Ms. Piggy off for a couple service related items covered under the maintenance plan.

After 10 minutes or so - the GM of the dealership comes out and starts talking to us.

At this point in the conversation - my buddy asks if I wanna walk up to the Acura Dealership (which is also associated with the BMW dealership right beside the BMW lot) to check out the new NSX in their showroom.

About half way over to the lot - he explains he is there to finalize his order for a new NSX

$178,000 out the door

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      01-12-2017, 10:59 PM   #45177
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So....I happened to be at the BMW dealer today and ran into one of my BMW car buddies (He has a 2015 M4 with many extras)...

We are chatting about why each other just happened to be at the dealership...

I'm there to drop Ms. Piggy off for a couple service related items covered under the maintenance plan.

After 10 minutes or so - the GM of the dealership comes out and starts talking to us.

At this point in the conversation - my buddy asks if I wanna walk up to the Acura Dealership (which is also associated with the BMW dealership right beside the BMW lot) to check out the new NSX in their showroom.

About half way over to the lot - he explains he is there to finalize his order for a new NSX

$178,000 out the door

MKSixer - you gotta step up your game
So you know someone who bought an expensive car, you sir live in the fast lane. Geritol kicking in yet?
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      01-12-2017, 11:05 PM   #45178
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So you know someone who bought an expensive car, you sir live in the fast lane. Geritol kicking in yet?
Not everyday a man pays cash for a 6 figure car....especially when I've known this guy for several years and he lives a very modest lifestyle.
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Didn't say anything about cash. I used credit card for whore once so you can tell that story too.
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      01-12-2017, 11:27 PM   #45180
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Didn't say anything about cash. I used credit card for whore once so you can tell that story too.
Did you still get points or airline miles?
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Double miles.
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      01-13-2017, 06:52 AM   #45182
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Yeah my friend ...How are you Philippe ?
Remember, our names have different spelling! It is Fylipi, of my west Indian heritage. I have noticed you do not like being called Belgie, why is that? It just seems to be a shortened version of your username?


I am well my friend! I took the M3 out today, it only has 365 miles on it. I will never hit the break in period. LOL. Snow/ice coming tomorrow, it will be...fantastic.
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Yeah my friend ...How are you Philippe ?
Remember, our names have different spelling! It is Fylipi, of my west Indian heritage. I have noticed you do not like being called Belgie, why is that? It just seems to be a shortened version of your username?


I am well my friend! I took the M3 out today, it only has 365 miles on it. I will never hit the break in period. LOL. Snow/ice coming tomorrow, it will be...fantastic.
Send it down here, I'll break her in properly for ya.
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Yeah, screw him.



So when are you going to introduce me?

Screw off dude, I already called dibs on her.

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Where other cars screw MINI rules !
Dude, it literally felt/sounded like every piece of plastic in the interior was holding on for dear life. Mind you this was a GP Works with maybe 10k miles on it.

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So....I happened to be at the BMW dealer today and ran into one of my BMW car buddies (He has a 2015 M4 with many extras)...

We are chatting about why each other just happened to be at the dealership...

I'm there to drop Ms. Piggy off for a couple service related items covered under the maintenance plan.

After 10 minutes or so - the GM of the dealership comes out and starts talking to us.

At this point in the conversation - my buddy asks if I wanna walk up to the Acura Dealership (which is also associated with the BMW dealership right beside the BMW lot) to check out the new NSX in their showroom.

About half way over to the lot - he explains he is there to finalize his order for a new NSX

$178,000 out the door

MKSixer - you gotta step up your game
Stopped reading after this. Day is made.
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Screw off dude, I already called dibs on her.
What if she doesn't like you?
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So....I happened to be at the BMW dealer today and ran into one of my BMW car buddies (He has a 2015 M4 with many extras)...

We are chatting about why each other just happened to be at the dealership...

I'm there to drop Ms. Piggy off for a couple service related items covered under the maintenance plan.

After 10 minutes or so - the GM of the dealership comes out and starts talking to us.

At this point in the conversation - my buddy asks if I wanna walk up to the Acura Dealership (which is also associated with the BMW dealership right beside the BMW lot) to check out the new NSX in their showroom.

About half way over to the lot - he explains he is there to finalize his order for a new NSX

$178,000 out the door

MKSixer - you gotta step up your game
I was at the NSX launch. Meh....
I'm working on something special.
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