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      11-18-2015, 10:05 AM   #221
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Ambien with a vodka chaser = walrus.
Aawwww. You must love me as much as you did the Q3.
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      11-18-2015, 10:10 AM   #222
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Found a roommate for bimmette , Biorin , and Lups.




I'd sign up, but if our balls touch he'd kill me, so I figured I'd let you ladies have first dibs.
One-man DP. Ken clearly hasn't seen it.

That's all I have to say about that.
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      11-18-2015, 10:26 AM   #223
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Link?
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      11-18-2015, 10:27 AM   #224
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Aawwww. You must love me as much as you did the Q3.
Only if you have 20 miles on the odometer....
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      11-18-2015, 10:30 AM   #225
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Only if you have 20 miles on the odometer....
Wait, did you just call me less lovely than a Q3?

I hate to do this Alex, but you're in for a treat girlfriend!
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      11-18-2015, 11:08 AM   #226
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That sick perv just sends me pictures of his goats butthole all the time, I'm over that guy.
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      11-18-2015, 11:18 AM   #227
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That sick perv just sends me pictures of his goats butthole all the time, I'm over that guy.
No dude, those aren't the goats. And stop forwarding them to me!
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      11-18-2015, 11:23 AM   #228
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No dude, those aren't the goats. And stop forwarding them to me!
What?! You mean to tell me he's been sending me pics of his own furry fart box? That sick son of a bitch. Well..., hope you've enjoyed them, you have a good eye for the brown eye.
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      11-18-2015, 11:31 AM   #229
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Then I'm out. My balls are made of steel.
You really should have gone for titanium. Lighter and stronger than steel. Would have made you faster. Sadly, you did not, thus Peter has been handicapped by you through no fault of his own in a race against his peers.

"Add lightness". This is your new motto going forward. Say it with me now...
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      11-18-2015, 11:50 AM   #230
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What?! You mean to tell me he's been sending me pics of his own furry fart box? That sick son of a bitch. Well..., hope you've enjoyed them, you have a good eye for the brown eye.
Dude what's wrong with you? Anyone can tell the difference!

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You really should have gone for titanium. Lighter and stronger than steel. Would have made you faster. Sadly, you did not, thus Peter has been handicapped by you through no fault of his own in a race against his peers.

"Add lightness". This is your new motto going forward. Say it with me now...
Mr Kerr do not insult my balls, and Peter with mere steel ones is a power freak. If I upgraded to titanium, I'd need some real driving skills too.
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      11-18-2015, 11:58 AM   #231
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Mr Kerr do not insult my balls, and Peter with mere steel ones is a power freak. If I upgraded to titanium, I'd need some real driving skills too.
True...I forgot you were a woman. My bad.
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      11-18-2015, 12:03 PM   #232
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True...I forgot you were a woman. My bad.
I nigh be a woman, but I'm also a Finn. Those balance each other out nicely.
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      11-18-2015, 12:04 PM   #233
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Dude what's wrong with you? Anyone can tell the difference!
What do you mean what's wrong with me?
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      11-18-2015, 12:10 PM   #234
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I nigh be a woman, but I'm also a Finn. Those balance each other out nicely.
So....you're kinda quiet for a woman?


If you wish to end the torment, the safe words are "Add lightness"
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      11-18-2015, 12:13 PM   #235
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What do you mean what's wrong with me?

Nevermind. You probably don't have as much research done in this as I have.
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Meh, I'm good, continue! I know it's hard when other people have all the good toys and balls.
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Wait, did you just call me less lovely than a Q3?
Not really....your motor and gearbox are stronger.
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Nevermind. You probably don't have as much research done in this as I have.


Meh, I'm good, continue! I know it's hard when other people have all the good toys and balls.
Well....that's deflating. Pun intended.
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That sick perv just sends me pictures of his goats butthole all the time, I'm over that guy.
A goatse, if you will.
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      11-18-2015, 02:36 PM   #239
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A goatse, if you will.
No. No. Never again. No.
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A goatse, if you will.
Where is the "Unappreciate" button.

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I've killed for less.

That is all.
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