If this thread exceeds 15 pages he ought to get an award.
Hope you get laid at dinner... I am expect to hear about how "Jr." manages to slither over to the next table where some hot Indian exotic whore tickled him through dinner till he threw up. Kiemyster... you are a word-smith! If you were my kid I would have castrated you by now, but you're not, so by all means...play on..player!