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A DEA agent came to a ranch and tells the rancher "I need to inspect your property for marijuana fields."
The rancher says "No problem sir, but you might want to stay away from that fence over there."
The agent became furious and pulled out his badge, yelling "I am a federal agent. Do you see this badge? This lets me go wherever I want. I think I'll go and see what's behind that fence!"
The rancher agreed and went back inside. A few minutes later he heard the agent screaming and went outside to find his bull chasing the terrified man around the property.
"YOUR BADGE!" he yelled, "SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"
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