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      09-23-2016, 08:03 AM   #35
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Lol! I'm not that good, either. I just dated other people's girlfriends once or twice prior to getting married.

They were always happy to see me and never complained about anything and no strings attached. It was fantastic!!
Oh god you're not making me feel any better.

I was told this week my friend's brother had a huge crush on me for ten years. It was apparently bad enough for him to mention me to my friend when they got drunk a few days before his wedding, you know, the man whining way of what iffs.

Nope, never saw that, and now I've spent a week blushing every time I remember having a big chat with him about me recruiting a fuck buddy, and never getting in to a relationship again!

At the time I thought he was soooooo nice to show up every time we had a sauna night and he was such a gentleman he made sure to bring me extra towels every time when I was drying off. And he insisted I come out with them (he was the older brother of my friend) every weekend!

Who could've seen that coming? I just thought he caught a flu or something when I started dating my future husband.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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