This thread always gets me, it's been named perfectly!
I still do the whole I'm five routine and stamp my foot when I get pissed off by the fact that I want something, and don't really need it. I'm proud to report, that this is only a daily routine, and there is this car who's owner has the same milk fetching time as I have, and every time I park next to it, and then talk myself down from car theft.