1. Main weapon - Golden Gun. 1 shot kill, and unlimited bullets. Duh.
2. Backup weapon - Proximity mines. Because zombies will never see that shit comming. Plus they're awesome.
3. Vehicle - CLK AMG Black Series. This really has nothing to do with the Zombies, I just want one. The auto will come in handy, though, when I'm blastin zombie fools with my golden gun. Also, Zombies may be quick - like in I Am Legend. You guys can dick around with your slow ass tanks and hummers, Im getting the fuck out of there with the quickness.
4. Babe to repopulate earth with - My first two choices (Adriana Lima, Mila Kunis) were taken, so I would have to go with bathroom strip girl. I got a warning from the mods, so I have to remove the epic gif that I posted here.
5. Backup girls (figures none of you homos thought about this) - Jenya and Liza from METart to fill in while bathroom strip girl is recovering. also, in case the zombies get her. they come as a package deal. I had to remove this picture as well.
6. Theme song - Underoath: Breathing In A New Mentality
7. Battle cry
