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      12-31-2016, 03:23 AM   #49
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Less making love and more fucking.
Yeah, I'll add contact sports to my list too.

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I don't keep records like that and i'll never be getting the kind of air on a skateboard or mtb that i used to. But, in regards to physiology and aesthetics, my glory days are a head of me. Because of this, you're destine to post pictures and i'm destine to buy a goat.

I hope you're prepared for the agony of defeat.


I really don't know how we'd objectively judge the outcome. We'd need an unbiased judge... someone who isn't swayed by golden locks, cheeto crusted bellybuttons or beer stained wife beaters.
I calculated with my coffee just how much work this would be, and um, how about the winner is the one who has the better excuse not to do anything?

Okay, running shape, as in 3k in 12 minutes (and not your stupid miles!! Kms) since I feel optimistic about my stupid ankle and my stupid friends banned bacon from me until I start running.

You wonder why I love this forum, my real life is that bad!
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stop hating myself

find happiness in my meaningless existence
Oh come on, there are so many others to hate these days, why bother to hate yourself!? If you'd like, I can make you a list of people who deserve your efforts more than you!

I wish you the very best with your goal.
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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